MMO-Champion Forums Moderator Recruitment

[Lime]

We could force him to play Golf all by himself for a week straight
That would strike fear into people

I... I like your thinking. I might make you my right hand man.

[The Stormbringer]

Just don't choose me! D:

[Fawkess]

I... I like your thinking. I might make you my right hand man.

Thank you lord

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Just don't choose me! D:

Im sorry man, Your a mod now

[xskarma]

Ahhh, recruitment wave. Good, good.

* starts sharpening the sacrificial knives

We were starting to run out of fresh bloo... I mean fresh new moderators to enhance the team and praise the name of Sarge.. I mean Boubouille.

* tests the knives with his thumb

Excellent so who's the first new sacri... moderator that would like to be, ahem, initiated.

* expectant, beaming smile

Come now, don't be shy! It won't hurt! For long...

[Fawkess]

Ahhh, recruitment wave. Good, good.

* starts sharpening the sacrificial knives

We were starting to run out of fresh bloo... I mean fresh new moderators to enhance the team and praise the name of Sarge.. I mean Boubouille.

* tests the knives with his thumb

Excellent so who's the first new sacri... moderator that would like to be, ahem, initiated.

* expectant, beaming smile

Come now, don't be shy! It won't hurt! For long...

You have a knife man, why wouldnt it hurt?

Are there going to be any cookies there, if so gladly be *inititated*

[xskarma]

is there going to be any cookies there, if so gladly be *inititated*

* tactfully ignores the knife comment

Yes, of course! Cookies. We always have cookies for new mods. Radux has them. Go ask him when you make it in.

[Annoying]

Ahhh, recruitment wave. Good, good.

* starts sharpening the sacrificial knives

We were starting to run out of fresh bloo... I mean fresh new moderators to enhance the team and praise the name of Sarge.. I mean Boubouille.

* tests the knives with his thumb

Excellent so who's the first new sacri... moderator that would like to be, ahem, initiated.

* expectant, beaming smile

Come now, don't be shy! It won't hurt! For long...

I'll have you know that my knives are poisoned with the deadliest of poisons.

* licks his knife

... I shouldn't have done that.

* falls over dead

[Fawkess]

* tactfully ignores the knife comment

Yes, of course! Cookies. We always have cookies for new mods. Radux has them. Go ask him when you make it in.

You seem to be pretty good with that knife, mind if i just step over to the side?

Good, i love those, Lets hope they dont have Poison or ants in them

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I'll have you know that my knives are poisoned with the deadliest of poisons.

* licks his knife

... I shouldn't have done that.

* falls over dead

* Walks over to body silently

* Steals Wallet and other valuables then walks away

[xskarma]

* falls over dead

What a waste of a perfectly good mod.

* checks calendar

Anyone free around the Wintersolstice? Asking for a friend.

[Fawkess]

What a waste of a perfectly good mod.

* checks calendar

Anyone free around the Wintersolstice? Asking for a friend.

You could always cook him, tastes like chicken

For what exactly?
Is it a remote camping trip to the mountains?

[THE Bigzoman]

*Submits form*

Mod team: Okay, let's just check his forum resume.

*10 minutes later*


Mod Team: Booty Booty Booty Booty,happy comments about the Bengals, booty, fat chicks, post filled with cuss words and cursing the Bengals,

wtf is wrong with this guy?

[Fawkess]

*Submits form*

Mod team: Okay, let's just check his forum resume.

*10 minutes later*


Mod Team: Booty Booty Booty Booty,happy comments about the Bengals, booty, fat chicks, post filled with cuss words and cursing the Bengals,

wtf is wrong with this guy?

This would most likely be their reaction

[Tziva]

Chaud forgot to mention it in the original post, but after your application is approved there are a few more steps before we can promote you. First, you'll have to get on IRC and talk to us to show that you have the ability to use IRC, which is very important to the team. After that, you have to fight me with weapons of my choosing. How long you last without crying will determine your station within the moderator team.

[disclaimer: this post may contain some lies]

[Fawkess]

After that, you have to fight me with weapons of my choosing. How long you last without crying will determine your station within the moderator team.

[disclaimer: this post may contain some lies]

So i can use a nuke as my weapon?
In that case you'll be the once dieing

[Tziva]

So i can use a nuke as my weapon?

No.

[Fawkess]

No.

Oh, nvm *weapons of your choosing*
So you fight me with a machine gun while i get a tiny Inflatable sword?
talk about a fair fight......

[Annoying]

Chaud forgot to mention it in the original post, but after your application is approved there are a few more steps before we can promote you. First, you'll have to get on IRC and talk to us to show that you have the ability to use IRC, which is very important to the team. After that, you have to fight me with weapons of my choosing. How long you last without crying will determine your station within the moderator team.

[disclaimer: this post may contain some lies]

Ugh, I got unlucky and got freshly cut onions as my weapons. I could have been king! King, I say!

[Fawkess]

Ugh, I got unlucky and got freshly cut onions as my weapons. I could have been king! King, I say!

You could always throw then in Tviva's eyes,

[Tziva]

Ugh, I got unlucky and got freshly cut onions as my weapons.

Onions are delicious, though.

[Fawkess]

Onions are delicious, though.

Especially in Chip dip
That stuff is amazing