Awesome quotes from the tribunal

[Duilliath]

*shrug* He came here to bitch about the Tribunal. No one else did that for him. We're just inviting him to share the evidence, rather than instantly give him a pat on the head. I don't care either way (whether he was rightly banned or not makes no difference to me), but from the attitude displayed it does not seem like he is learning from his previous two (at least) Tribunal cases, which likely sets him up for another ban soonish.

[wvx]

... I read this and honestly don't know if I should report you for spreading racist propaganda or are you seriously THAT dumb.

Have you by any chance been reading the news ? ... Try to read the news about all the shit that happens in that part of the world and come back . Also regarding the fur everyone still wears it ... more or less processed .
The problem is the people who get asshurt about every little thing and start a shitstorm afterwards ..... bah .
WTS humour .

[Duilliath]

Have you by any chance been reading the news ? ... Try to read the news about all the shit that happens in that part of the world and come back . Also regarding the fur everyone still wears it ... more or less processed .
The problem is the people who get asshurt about every little thing and start a shitstorm afterwards ..... bah .
WTS humour .

Try reading. That post was ages ago and stirred up quite a bit of shit then. Bringing it up now again gives me the feeling that you are just trying to do the exact same thing again, which might be considered trolling.

[Elysia]

So. The purpose of this thread isn't to complain about getting banned or how "unfair" Tribunal is. If you want to do that, take it somewhere else. But please keep this thread clean of that stuff and just use it to post silly/stupid/ridiculous quotes from Tribunal cases like it was made for.

[Thallidomaniac]

(Reported) Kog'Maw [00:25:36] let me guess... diana you play 1 handed right?
(Reported) Kog'Maw [00:25:44] since your fappin
(Ally) Darius [00:25:44] Je pois pu oui?
(Ally) Diana [00:25:45] yup
(Reported) Kog'Maw [00:25:54] to animated girls
(Reported) Kog'Maw [00:25:59] cause you cant get any

If only someone with the Christmas Katarina skin were in the game with the old recall animation...

[Rampant Rabbit]

FYI - Nocturne is the one that's being judged.

This one cracked me up good.

Nocturne [00:19:23] TWF
Nocturne [00:19:25] WTF
Nocturne [00:19:26] NO
Warwick [00:19:59] ? xd
Nocturne [00:20:25] omg
Nocturne [00:20:42] YOU ARE SO RETARDED
Nocturne [00:20:43] OMG
Nocturne [00:20:45] NOOOBS
Nocturne [00:20:51] VEIGAR
Nocturne [00:20:53] BIG NOOB
Nocturne [00:20:59] 50 % hp and go in front
Nocturne [00:21:00] omg
Veigar [00:21:02] i sai its mi 3 with it
Veigar [00:21:15] and i go f becouise u dont go
Warwick [00:21:29] nos rendimos?
Veigar [00:21:40] nose..
Veigar [00:21:45] este no tiene pinta de kerer xD
Warwick [00:21:47] no me apetece aguantar a este pintamonas
Nocturne [00:21:59] ONLY DEF
Nocturne [00:22:09] !!!!
Nocturne [00:23:00] tay at tower
Nocturne [00:23:03] OMG
Nocturne [00:23:05] GO BACK
Nocturne [00:23:07] YOU GUYS
Nocturne [00:23:09] OMG
Nocturne [00:23:22] you are down in 2 hits
Nocturne [00:23:23] omg
Nocturne [00:23:46] DEF UNTIL LEVEL
Nocturne [00:25:12] OMG
Nocturne [00:25:14] micro
Nocturne [00:25:16] nooooob
Nocturne [00:25:29] BUY NAIL ARMOR
Fiora [All] [00:25:41] surrender????
Veigar [All] [00:25:46] no
Mordekaiser [All] [00:25:55]
Fiora [All] [00:25:56] kk
Nocturne [00:26:23] ALL BUY NAIL ARMOR
Veigar [00:28:30] fiora focus
Nocturne [00:28:33] +
Nocturne [00:28:43] only when you buy nail armor
Veigar [00:28:52] no money
Nocturne [00:28:59] then wait for it
Veigar [00:29:03] no
Nocturne [00:29:13] or sell item
Nocturne [00:29:19] nail armor is important
Nocturne [00:29:23] otherwise no chance

[Maelle]

I don't even...

Shyvana [00:15:55] I TAKE 3 SBIRE SHUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUSE ASSOL

shut your mouse....

[Thallidomaniac]

(Reported) Darius [All] [00:00:33] noxus rules
Darius [All] [00:00:37] demacia drools
(Enemy) Garen [All] [00:00:54] i bring justice

Also in that same game:

Garen [All] [00:32:04] nice come back
Darius [All] [00:32:09] you cant comeback
Darius [All] [00:32:43] gg
Darius [All] [00:32:56] better than kobe
Darius [All] [00:33:37] 12 deaths
Darius [All] [00:33:41] still owning

And later on in that same game:

Darius [All] [00:36:35] you lost top to a 12 year old
Darius [All] [00:36:36] LOLOL
Darius [All] [00:36:37] OLOl
Darius [All] [00:36:38] OLO
Darius [All] [00:36:44] OMG
Darius [All] [00:36:47] LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Darius [All] [00:37:19] DUNKEd
Darius [All] [00:37:27] CHANGE DAIRUS NAME TO KOBE

Here's another game:

Assisting Enemy Team

Reported by: Ally

"When he ulted, he made it harded for us"

Reported person was playing Jarvan.

[Rakeer]

Lee sin: WAT U WANNA GET KICKED TOO THE FACE BY BRUCE LEE?

[Toxigen]

Master Yi [All] [00:33:43] single handedly turned a 20 min surrender into a 40 min lord of the rings seige
Master Yi [All] [00:34:32] 1v9 slapped

another one:

Galio [All] [00:03:40] minion bombs
Vayne [00:03:57] prob one of the fastest games thats gone ot the shitter
Nidalee [00:04:35] this is gay
Nidalee [All] [00:05:00] fastest rank ever lololol
Pantheon [All] [00:05:07] an?
Vayne [00:06:01] why the fuck are you last hitting
Vayne [00:06:07] plz riddle me that
Vayne [00:06:22] STOP
Galio [00:06:23] needed rank faster...
Vayne [00:06:30] afk
Galio [00:06:33] ok
Vayne [00:06:50] galio is adc now guys
Vayne [00:06:53] HF
Galio [00:06:56] ?
Galio [00:07:00] i have one cs..
Galio [00:07:04] but im stealing his cs?
Vayne [00:08:23] DONT AUTO THE MINIONS
Katarina [00:08:24] wtf galio
Vayne [00:08:28] DONT USE YOUR FUCKING ABILITIES ON THE MINIONS
Vayne [00:08:28] EVER
Vayne [00:08:33] IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD TO UNDERSTAND DIPFUCK
Galio [00:08:38] ?
Galio [00:08:43] are you new to this game?
Katarina [00:08:44] stfu
Katarina [00:08:48] u suck too vyne
Vayne [00:08:52] i want to come to your house
Vayne [00:08:53] and kill you
Galio [00:08:57] lol
Vayne [00:08:57] and your family
Vayne [00:08:59] and burn you alive
Galio [00:08:59] hahahaha
Warwick [00:09:01] dive nid
Vayne [00:09:03] and impale your head
Vayne [00:09:05] on a stake
Galio [00:09:07] you wouldnt make it up the driveway
Vayne [00:09:08] put it outside my yard
Vayne [00:09:13] as a reminder
Vayne [00:09:22] that if your IQ is lower than 75 you will be murdered
Vayne [00:09:41] nah jk dude
Vayne [00:09:43] not even mad
Vayne [00:09:50] just wanted to grab a piece of toast LOL
Galio [00:09:53] you do realize you just got baneed for a month?
Vayne [00:09:58] yea... no i didnt
Vayne [00:10:03] my bro works for riot
Vayne [00:10:05] sorry dood
Galio [00:10:08] lmao
Galio [00:10:10] right
Galio [00:10:18] then why dont you have all sick skinds?
Nidalee [00:10:21] LOL
Nidalee [00:10:23] BUSTR
Nidalee [00:10:49] YEA
Vayne [00:10:49] oh just noticed i have 1k
Pantheon [All] [00:10:53] OMG WW
Katarina [00:11:20] vayne u go afk?
Vayne [00:11:26] i highly doubt riot would ban a US navy seal with ---+ confirmed kills and multiple raids on al quada

[Nirawen]

Vayne [00:10:03] my bro works for riot
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Vayne [00:11:26] i highly doubt riot would ban a US navy seal with ---+ confirmed kills and multiple raids on al quada

Love those two .

[Deleted]

Vayne [00:10:03] my bro works for riot
Vayne [00:11:26] i highly doubt riot would ban a US navy seal with ---+ confirmed kills and multiple raids on al quada

Wow. A 10 year old internet hero who actually is capable of using more or less proper grammar in their sentences. Oo

Fucking golden.

[Duilliath]

If only he knew how to spell that 'al quada' he had multiple raids on. Might've been more succesful then.

[Toxigen]

I actually liked the part where Vayne is going off on how he's going to go to Galio's house and kill/burn his family...

...then Galio just says "You wouldn't make it up my driveway."

[Firebert]

Vayne [00:11:26] i highly doubt riot would ban a US navy seal with ---+ confirmed kills and multiple raids on al quada

He just copypasted a meme. VERY NSFW.

[Thallidomaniac]

Kog'Maw [All] [00:47:18] GG MORD IS NOOOB
Mordekaiser [All] [00:47:25] why hate?
Kog'Maw [All] [00:47:45] FIND A HOT CHICK N SMASH HER UNTIL SO BLEED
Kog'Maw [All] [00:49:28] LUX UR SO SHYT
Kog'Maw [All] [00:50:07] UR CARRY IS SO SHYT
Kog'Maw [All] [00:50:12] LETTING THE TEAM DOWN
Mordekaiser [All] [00:50:16] IKR
Kog'Maw [All] [00:50:23] FUK UR TEAM
(Reported) Kog'Maw [All] [00:50:28] FUK UR SISTER
(Ally) Mordekaiser [All] [00:50:28] NO RESPONSIBILITIES
(Enemy)Pantheon [All] [00:50:33] reported
(Ally) Fiddlesticks [00:50:36] gg
Kog'Maw [All] [00:50:42] REPORT ME U FUK HEAD
Mordekaiser [All] [00:50:46] oooOOoOOO