View Poll Results: Would you like the idea of crotch silders for male character creation?

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  • I feel indifferent toward parts of the male body.

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Thread: Crotch Sliders!

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    Crotch Sliders!

    Seriously, as someone else just pointed out to me in another thread... Some of the men have too small crotchs.

    One of the reasons why I prefer a male Tauren over a male gnome is because tauren have bigger “appendage”. It gives me a warm and cozy and happy feeling when playing the game when I know there is a nice fine looking endowed men on the middle of my screen who I sometimes get to dress up with new clothes and gear.
    So I demand crotch-sliders for all male characters at character creation screen... so I can feel nice and cozy while playing other races besides tauren as well!
    Don't take the thread too serious. But still would you like the idea of crotch-sliders?
    Inb4: guys or gals with small-crotched boyfriends complaining.
    Last edited by Hyde; 2012-10-18 at 06:09 PM.

  2. #2
    I definitely support the crotch slider idea. It would be cool to actually be able to bolster my characters' gear a bit to make him more an actual avatar of myself. Helps the immersion.

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    We must petition to Blizzard for schlong sliders!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hyde View Post
    Seriously, as someone else just pointed out to me in another thread... Some of the men have too small crotchs.

    One of the reasons why I prefer a male Tauren over a male gnome is because tauren have bigger “appendage”. It gives me a warm and cozy and happy feeling when playing the game when I know there is a nice fine looking endowed men on the middle of my screen who I sometimes get to dress up with new clothes and gear.
    So I demand crotch-sliders for all male characters at character creation screen... so I can feel nice and cozy while playing other races besides tauren as well!
    Don't take the thread too serious. But still would you like the idea of crotch-sliders?
    Inb4: guys with small-crotched boyfriends complaining.
    Would have been a win if you had edited that to be gals. 8/10.
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    This thread is going glorious places. It will be an amazing adventure. And will not end poorly at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scummer View Post
    We must petition to Blizzard for schlong sliders!
    Schlong sliders lol

    Yea we need those

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedDragon4275 View Post
    Would have been a win if you had edited that to be gals. 8/10.
    fixed and this is for da gals and da gays

  8. #8
    Quote Originally Posted by Hyde View Post
    fixed and this is for da gals and da gays
    GG. How silly of me to forget about equality. :P
    Quote Originally Posted by Speaknoevil View Post
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    LOL It's only fair that we have both polls. Seriously what's wrong with some people. =)

  10. #10
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZjAantupsA

    Instantly sprang to mind for some reason o.o

    I support this, sick of boob sliders in MMOs, need more gigantic fake looking shlongs.

    If they light up, so much the better.

  11. #11
    This petition has my personal seal of approval!
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    Got a huge dick for real so I don't mind playing flat britched cows
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    is anyone in this group under 18? my parole officer says I'm not allowed to play wow with anyone under 18

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    Couldn't you have just consolidated this discussion to the boob thread? Just keep it all there, please. That one is already a little ridiculous, we really don't need a separate parody thread of it, too.

    Yeah, yeah, I'm no fun. I know.
    Last edited by Tziva; 2012-10-18 at 06:18 PM. Reason: added link to can slider


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