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    The Difference between Republicans and Democrats

    Which side of the fence do you sit on?

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
    test.

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
    everyone.

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
    situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
    or may choose a job that provides it.
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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    Last edited by Anakso; 2012-11-16 at 08:02 PM.
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    Fair and balanced, like Fox News...

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    It's not healthy to identify so heavily with one team. It ruins your ability to think for yourself. Decide on the issues. Don't pick a team. Also, this is laughably biased.

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    A little (lot) over-generalized and biased, but I loved it! It also is mostly true of mmo-champion off-topic forum posters.
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    I am on the side that Bill Hicks is on:

    "I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs. I think the puppet on the left shares my beliefs. Oh look, it is one guy holding both puppets"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaylock View Post
    Which side of the fence do you sit on?

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great
    test.

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
    everyone.

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
    situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
    or may choose a job that provides it.
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
    This seems a bit skewed towards the Republicans for me.

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    OP your post is completely wrong.

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    This can only end well...

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    Making a thread that just insults one side is not a good way to start a thread.

    Closed.

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