Do you like cuddling?

[Mondroc]

This may shock you perverts, but I'm a very shy and reserved person in real life. The worst I did was talk a walk with the modern descendent of George Taylor, M.D.'s steampowered "manipulator".

I don't believe it, I demand proof!

[semaphore]

Talk a walk? is that a euphemism?

No, I was literally walking the dog with that

[obdigore]

This may shock you perverts, but I'm a very shy and reserved person in real life. The worst I did was talk a walk with the modern descendent of George Taylor, M.D.'s steampowered "manipulator". All this talk of doing things in public are shocking and perversely obscene for my uncorrupted young mind!!

And use pumps in your office while in between patients as a podiatrist. Totally shy and reserved!

[Kasierith]

but velcro doesnt really stick to skin or sliipery substitutes so how does that work?

Don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to!

Also, it's always interesting logging in in the morning due to things like this >.>

[Letmesleep]

If it makes you feel any better after, some less than judicious application of velcro the resistance vanished than went negative. I felt much worse though

What goes on at your house? Like, are there just chains and whips everywhere? How does one escalate to things like this? Why are Tabasco and velcro even in the same room together? This makes no sense and I absolutely love it.

No, there is not. Although there are a few people I would like to cuddle equally.
I'm very greedy when it comes to cuddles.

Greedy? You can't be greedy with cuddles. You just gotta give em away because the world needs em. There are some people here I wouldn't mind cuddling with as well. Not dudes though. Obdigore maybe, but only because of his flowing black mane.

[Crissi]

Talk a walk? is that a euphemism?

And honestly, doing stuff in random places is so much fun, I do recommend it. (For the mods I mean like going to any old park and just playing some football!)

What about taking a hike? Is that a more...forceful verion?

[Mondroc]

All this talk of doing things in public are shocking and perversely obscene for my uncorrupted young mind!!

Coming from the Queen of Tobasco, I doubt it highly

[semaphore]

but velcro doesnt really stick to skin or sliipery substitutes so how does that work?

Agree. What this actually English?

Gee, you guys are horrible. It's this thing. Not really English but a name I suppose:

[Kerath]

Agree. What this actually English?

I think that was (unintentionally) very funny

[Xanjori]

Also, it's always interesting logging in in the morning due to things like this >.>

You has a lot of reading to do!

[Crissi]

Don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to!

Also, it's always interesting logging in in the morning due to things like this >.>

This is what being up all night does to you. >.>

[Xanjori]

I think that was (unintentionally) very funny

It may have been, I looked at it after and thought "Wtf...oh well who cares!"

[Letmesleep]

Don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to!

Also, it's always interesting logging in in the morning due to things like this >.>

You have no idea. At some point you should just sit down and read the last 20+ pages. Totally worth it. This thread should be nominated for Best, funniest, and most controversial thread of the year.

By the way, we all want to know the answer. That's what makes this thread fun.

[semaphore]

Don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answer to!

Also, it's always interesting logging in in the morning due to things like this >.>

She secretly wants the answer to try herself, obviously. Also 'morning; this is what happens when anarchy reigns

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You have no idea. At some point you should just sit down and read the last 20+ pages. Totally worth it. This thread should be nominated for Best, funniest, and most controversial thread of the year.

By the way, we all want to know the answer. That's what makes this thread fun.

Guys, remember this for 2013 Nominations! We missed our chance in the nipple pumping thread, Never Again!

[Letmesleep]

No, I was literally walking the dog with that

You walked a dog with a vibrator? Now you're just talking crazy talk. How is that even possible?

[obdigore]

Greedy? You can't be greedy with cuddles. You just gotta give em away because the world needs em. There are some people here I wouldn't mind cuddling with as well. Not dudes though. Obdigore maybe, but only because of his flowing black mane.

Well if you keep your small poke to yourself, its totally no homo.

[Xanjori]

You walked a dog with a vibrator? Now you're just talking crazy talk. How is that even possible?

Poor dog, thats all Im sayin.

[Kerath]

Guys, remember this for 2013 Nominations! We missed our chance in the nipple pumping thread, Never Again!

I will be watching fun stuff like a hawk in December :P

[Xanjori]

Guys, remember this for 2013 Nominations! We missed our chance in the nipple pumping thread, Never Again!

People that didnt read this are gonna be like "How can a thread on cuddling become all of those things?!?"

[Letmesleep]

She secretly wants the answer to try herself, obviously. Also 'morning; this is what happens when anarchy reigns [COLOR="red"]

Who knows? I'm reluctant to pull an innocent soul into the depravity. It won't be me, it'll definitely be you.