IT achievement points

[demonskies]

http://evilrouters.net/achievement-unlocked/ Couldnt find if anyone posted this before in searching threads but I thought Id throw it out there there some pretty good and humorous ones and I feel alot of people in this section of the forums have unlocked quite a few.

[Cyanotical]

lets see, i have:

Brainfart
By Stallman's foot
Cheapskate
Dammit, Jim
Dodged a Bullet There
Double Jeopardy
Good morning, could you...
Hey man got a question for ya...
hypochondriac
I think we're a clone now
Incorrect Answer
It works better when it's on
Maybe this one?
Politics
Some are more equal than others
Three Words
Tube Blockage
Upload the Microsoft
WAH
Whisky Tango Foxtrot
You've got mail
Computer Guy
Deal with it
Fight fire with fire
Just checking in
Line cutter (worse when user calls your boss after submitting a ticket)
Oh hey
One more thing
"thats odd"
Escape

[demonskies]

Arise serpentor Arise
Brainfart
By Stallmans foot
Christ what an asshole
Dammit Jim
Denied
Double Jeopardy
Good morning could you
Have you tried turning off and on again
Hypochondraic
Im an expert really
Insanity
It works better when its on
Maybe this one
one more thing
Patron Saint of the computers
self closing ticket
stars are aligned
tag
tube blockage
upload the microsoft
vroom

Not sure about the in progresses if ive completed them but have had alot of numbers. Good ol IT department with the government.

Yeah this got passed around work the other day and it was pretty funny how many achievements were unlocked when we had a discussion about it lol.

[Yohassakura]

All except the office / job based ones :P (done most for friends/family etc)

Especially; "Well, there's your problem right there".

[Lilfrier]

I've never even held an IT job, but am a computer science major and know a decent amount about computers. I just have such a computer-illiterate side of my family (my mom's) that I have to experience some retarded things rather frequently. My aunt got a Nexus 7 recently, and she texted me (note: texting from old people is about as grammatically-correct as texting from a teenage girl) asking if her Nexus 7 had a camera. My mind immediately went "DO YOU SEE A CAMERA?"

[at05gt]

I have more of those then I care to admit, and I've accumulated most of them within the last 6 months at this job. Whats that tell you? LoL