A horrible idea. You are essentially setting yourself up for a MASSIVE blackmail from your "staff".
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Alright, I have a new idea. Instead of sex, in the end of the massage, you give the costumer a handjob (which is still illegal). All of the staff does this, but when the police confronts them with it, they just tell the police that they were not ordered to do that, and it was outside the service in which they offered it, like a bonus because they liked the costumer.
The problem still remains that your plain hinges on the staff being trustworthy enough that they would never, ever say anything. Never. Even if you accidentally ran over their cat and they hated you and wanted to get back at you. Okay, maybe not running over their cat, but, you know--if you fired them for something (and I mean anything)? If they just got fed up one day with it? How would you even go about hiring people for this? "By the way, in order to work here, you have to be totally cool with having sex with/giving handjobs to total strangers and not ever telling anyone ever"
And it's definitely something the ENTIRE staff would have to do, because otherwise (if you only had a few that did) you'd wind up with customers who became regulars and came in one day to have someone who's not clued in on the operation and then THEY blow the whistle when Mr. 79-year-old-Creeper-Grandpa starts to feel her up.
LOL alright, realistically speaking you're right. But let's say that the staff (you included) are a group of best friends from massage school or whatever and have planned this for years. So you're all agree to it, and no more staff will be added, and you will be able to adjust the situations when it doesn't seem appropiate.
The group of friends make their decision if a scenario seems risky, like the costumer is a cop or something.
The staff caught handing out hand jobs are still indicted for prostitution. When pressured, they're going to narc. Good luck with that.
There's still a pretty high chance you're going to get busted.
How can you be sure that your group of friends don't narc? Friendships fade pretty fast when you're talking about jail time.
Yes it is. The prostitutes can claim the money come from the massage while the sex is voluntary. They show it in Scam City Las Vegas.
Is it illegal to have sex during a massage? Because I've heard stories of staff having sex with their costumers, because they seem sexually attractive or something. But is that illegal too? Because if that's the case, then I admit defeat.
Oh well, I guess I need to study law before I speculate these things. :P
Edit: oh wait, I read your comment wrong. I guess it is legal then lol.
Last edited by mmoc286748cea5; 2013-02-08 at 01:15 AM.
prostitution is legal. its called porn. its illegal to pay someone to have sex with you while you tape it, but totally legal for you to pay 2 other ppl to have sex with each other and tape them
What's illegal is the exchange of money for sex.
One of my coworkers goes in for "massage and relaxation" every Friday lol. He says you go in, pay mama-san a fee for the massage. You get massage, then during the massage the girl will explore certain areas, and if you don't object, she will ask for tip. You tip girl for her good massage, and depending on how good of a tip you give her, you get anywhere from happy ending to full blown sex. There is never any discussion of exchanging money for sex, therefore there is no crime being committed. That's how those places remain open everywhere.
I have not been to a massage parlor because I'm afraid of getting STDs, although I hear you are far more likely to get them from your average bar chick than an asian masseur.
How would they demand payment for the services? You would only be able to charge for the massage...
And it's not a loophole, your simply trying to lie about the prostitution.
Last edited by Purlina; 2013-02-08 at 01:20 AM.
You'd end up in jail in under a month I bet.
First off, you're selling sex. Even if you try and deny it, the evidence is there.
Secondly, you say you're forcing the women to do it. Might as well tack on some counts of force prostitution and coercion to that list of offenses.
You really think none of them would rat you out to save their own selves?
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The only loophole that kinda exist in canada/usa is concerning escort services. (im not talking ranches in vegas) if you flat out ask for sex its obviously illegal. but an escort offering 'girlfriend' services where you dont discuss sex (on the phone or w/e) and you just happen to have a 'gift' (ie. money) available for her on arrival....that is a loophole. kinda like girls having a sugar daddy.
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....you can get STD's from skin on skin contact. (well things will grow and are considered in the realm of stds; herpes, syphilis, lice, warts etc)
Last edited by phenix; 2013-02-08 at 01:56 AM.