This girl ask ME out to lunch... But

[Gizmoe]

Ok so this girl I know ask me out to lunch. But shes all like " But you have to pay, I'm broke ".

1. She always complains she is "Working so much", Yet never has money?
2. We have nothing in common, Shes more of the party girl, and i'm the geek how plays computer games.
3. She has a 2 year old daughter, which is a turn off for me.
4. She doesn't even own a cell phone, and my only way of contacting her is through facebook. Unless she is using a friends phones.


Yet after all of this, She says she " likes me ".

Bitch wtf?

I smell the makings for a great sitcom here!

[Samurai]

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