It's okay, I saw people in my high school who had hair mirroring George Costanza.
I don't code, but I love that quote and I would take it to heart if I ever programmed.
D'awwww, poor Celtic.
Hey, maybe I could replace your girlfriend? EH? EH? EH?! When did you have a girlfriend though?
Well, not that it should be surprising, but you've just never talked about it, so I was surprised.
I believe that is the point.
Today, a Saudi kid got some camel milk, he claims it's from his camel. I'm not sure if I'm being gullible or not, but given the amount of money this guys father has, I wouldn't doubt it.
Also, today, the siding on my wall fell off (it's like, a decorative piece of really thin plastic that's made to look like wood), turns out, previous to my stay here, someone TAPED IT TO THE FUCKING WALL so they wouldn't have to pay the money to fix it. I'm glad I have tape as well.
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I need to get a job, I lost my key and ID card (luckily, people have been around to let me in the building, and my roommates rarely leave any of the doors locked to our apartments [mostly because one of us is almost always there]) because I left them in my pants pocket when I put them in the wash. Normally, that wouldn't be a huge deal because I could just check the washer for my key and ID card, but when my clothes finished, all the other washers were full so someone took out all of my clothes (they didn't even bother putting it in a dryer, they put it on the floor and I had to rewash it all!). Well, when I checked my sopping wet clothes on the floor, I couldn't find my key or my ID card, and when I checked the washer when it wasn't in use, it wasn't there either.
iirc, the price of the key is $250 (because they replace the lock), and the ID is just $10 (because apparently plastic is expensive?). Given that my parents left me with $300 to live off of, I won't survive without a job.
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It's what I'm thinking, but I'm not talking about her on that ball.