From the early days of WoW

[enchanted]

One reason why WoW is dead Casualcrap. Removing Groupquests in a MMO - what retard made that decision.

What about Isle of Thunder elites? Or group quests using those special stones? Or the 5.3 Mini bosses for the event? I think blizz is starting to realize that and are bringing group quests back.

OT; That was hilarious. Great find OP.

[Azutael]

Oh man I had forgotten about that, still hilarious!

[mmotroof]

What about Isle of Thunder elites? Or group quests using those special stones? Or the 5.3 Mini bosses for the event? I think blizz is starting to realize that and are bringing group quests back.

OT; That was hilarious. Great find OP.

now apply that to the other 89 levels

[SodiumChloride]

Nothing like gettin a group ( raid* ) together and only one person have done the ring quest so you could open the UBRS door, but he didn't bring it with him.

At that point, you really hope you have a warlock with you to summon the guy back after he hearths back to Org/IF to get the key from his bank - throw in a mage too if his hearth is on CD (1 hour CD yay) or set to an inconvenient place.

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So much epic in one image

[Reckles]

Nothing like gettin a group ( raid* ) together and only one person have done the ring quest so you could open the UBRS door, but he didn't bring it with him.

Ohhhhh! Thanks for spelling that one out for us.

[Abigail111]

That's funny!

[Archangel Tyrael]

Of course Gimli would be tanking.
Fury dualwielding tanking, but tanking all the same!

been there done that.

[Jedi Master]

What about Isle of Thunder elites? Or group quests using those special stones? Or the 5.3 Mini bosses for the event? I think blizz is starting to realize that and are bringing group quests back.

OT; That was hilarious. Great find OP.

No idea what you are talking about. I haven't played Casual-WoW in 4-5 years.

[TheWindWalker]

No idea what you are talking about. I haven't played Casual-WoW in 4-5 years.

Then you wouldn't know anything about current wow beyond the echo chamber of people's complaints.

[Underverse]

hahahahaha I've never seen that somehow

[Rusken]

No idea what you are talking about. I haven't played Casual-WoW in 4-5 years.

Perfect example of the average MMO-C poster. Hasn't played the game in years but still feels the necessity of telling us all how bad it is.

Why are you even on this site if you don't like the game?

[Confirm Deny]

I'm trying to decide if I miss having to tell people to walk into instance portals that were right next to them

Best joke that dredged up memories compared to how WoW is these days, imo.

[Deleted]

Anyone of you remember these:



They were so bad, but still one of my favourites.

[endersblade]

BAHAHAHA, what a classic :-) I remember that shit.

[bloodrunner]

No KEY!!! I TOLD YOU TO BRING THE ROGUE!!!

[7seti]

You guys might like this. Just to make it clear, this is not written by me. I copied it off the official forums long, long ago.

What if WoW was set in Middle Earth?

[Gollum] whispers: ring now plz
To [Gollum]: No !@## off you creepy weirdo
[Gollum] whispers: GIVE ME THE !@##ING RING
To [Gollum]: SHUT UP AND STOP FOLLOWING ME BEFORE I REPORT YOU
That Player is ignoring you.

[Gollum] whispers: please?
To [Gollum]: ok
[Gollum] whispers: really!?!?!?!
To [Gollum]: no
[Gollum] whispers: YOU SHIN-SIZED SAMHUMPING HAIR TOED @!@%%!
To [Gollum]: i want to propose to the ring but what do i buy it!?!?
That Player is ignoring you.

[Gollum] whispers: im thinking about the ring
[Gollum] whispers: frodo
To [Gollum]: what
[Gollum] whispers: im thinking about the ring
[Gollum] whispers: and im touching myself
[Gollum] whispers: my loin cloth is across the room
[Gollum] whispers: and on the floor
[Gollum] whispers: get in vent
[Gollum] whispers: you need to hear this frodo
You are now ignoring Gollum

[Sauron] whispers: lol sweeping strikes ftw
To [Sauron]: gd dude warriors are just sick
[Sauron] whispers: haha i know, right?
[Sauron] whispers: anyway heads up longhair here i come
To [Sauron]: dont forget your army
[Sauron] whispers: haha cocky @*%%@
To [Sauron]: FTW
[Sauron] whispers: JESUS CHRIST
[Sauron] whispers: WTF
[Sauron] whispers: DID YOU HIT ME FOR
[Sauron] whispers: HOW THE
[Sauron] whispers: jesus
To [Sauron]: ahaha you have like 7 health
To [Sauron]: you should reroll tauren
To [Sauron]: hahaha more like dark lord of mulgore
[Sauron] whispers: ROFL
[Sauron] whispers: lol no seriously that was gay
[Sauron] whispers: damn everyone on guild is like 'wtf'
To [Sauron]: LOL
[Sauron] whispers: damn dude
[Sauron] whispers: anyway gg
[Sauron] whispers: im gonna go work on my alts fishing
To [Sauron]: later dude
To [Sauron]: ahaha my sword broke this is gonna cost a fortune
[Sauron] whispers: ya you broke it on my head lmao
Sauron has gone offline.
[Déagol] has come online.

[Guild] [Sauron]: gah
[Guild] [Sauron]: this sucks
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ?
[Guild] [Sauron]: having only far sight and tells
[Guild] [Sauron]: it blows and its boring
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol, what about track ring?
[Guild] [Sauron]: o ya great ability
[Guild] [Sauron]: HMM WHERES THE RING TODAY
[Guild] [Sauron]: OOP SHORTY HAS IT STILL
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha
[Guild] [Sauron]: if my !@%*ing ringwraiths could l2look off the side of the road id have my ring back already
[Guild] [Khamûl]: sry
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha i saw you
[Guild] [Sauron]: he used distract and you fell for it
[Guild] [Sauron]: and then you got ganked by a chick
[Guild] [Sauron]: gj my minions, kill yourselves
[Guild] [Sarumon]: yo Sar wanna do heroic Minas Tirith?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: OH WAIT A SEC LOL
[Guild] [Sauron]: ...
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
Sarumon has joined the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha that was totally worth it
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol
[Guild] [Grognok]: me gently rub ur leg makin u moan and i press my giant cave troll body against u
[Guild] [Grognok]: MMT
[Guild] [Sauron]: holy %!!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
[Guild] [Khamûl]: omfg, screenshotted
[Guild] [Sauron]: rofl, oh man. you will never live this down, Grog
[Guild] [Sarumon]: wtf would cyber a cave troll
[Guild] [Sarumon]: seriously ew
[Guild] [Sauron]: yeah come on, grog, tell us his name
[Guild] [Khamûl]: hahahahaha
[Guild] [Grognok]: ugh
[Guild] [Grognok]: sorry okay
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: ME AND GANDALF JUST GANKED EACH OTHER
[Guild] [Sauron]: ?
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: i was in moria grinding motes and i saw him
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and i figured "why not im bored"
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: so i start after them
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and theyre running so we get to a bridge
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and gandalf is just standing there
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: and i guess he thought ice barrier was gonna stop me
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: he knocked me off
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: but my last hit knocked him off too
[Guild] [Sauron]: where are you now?
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: still fallin
[Guild] [Hellsflame]: god damn how deep is this
[Guild] [Sauron]: wait, you said it was moria?
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha, good luck, buddy


[Guild] [Sauron]: yo Sar
[Guild] [Sarumon]: sup
[Guild] [Sauron]: who the hell is treebeard?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: some *@@
[Guild] [Sauron]: hes calling you out on the forums
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ahaha what an rp *@@
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol, invite him to <middle earth drama club>
[Guild] [Sarumon]: dude hes a tree
[Guild] [Sarumon]: hes pissed off that we need so much wood
[Guild] [Sauron]: so you got wood sar?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: yeah
[Guild] [Sauron]: LOL
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ahaha you're so gd juvenile
[Guild] [Sauron]: thats what she said
[Guild] [Sauron]: anyway i gotta go afk for a sec, dinner
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lates
[Guild] [Sarumon]: LOL ITS TREEBEARD
[Guild] [Sarumon]: HOLY *#!*
[Guild] [Sarumon]: WHERE DID ALL THESE #!#!ING TREES COME FROM
[Guild] [Sarumon]: DUDE HELP
[Guild] [Sarumon]: AND THOSE #!#!ING HOBBITS ARE WITH HIM
[Guild] [Sarumon]: GD IT I NEED #!#!ING HELP
[Guild] [Sarumon]: SEND A LUMBERJACK OR SOME *#!* THIS IS CRAZY
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol that ones on fire
[Guild] [Sarumon]: #!#! THEY KEEP COMING
[Guild] [Sarumon]: AND NOW THE DAM BROKE
[Guild] [Sarumon]: GOOD #!#!ING GAME
[Guild] [Sarumon]: #!#! this *#!*
[Guild] [Sarumon]: seriously
[Guild] [Sarumon]: i hate this god damn game
[Guild] [Sarumon]: later !*@@*es
[Guild] [Sarumon]: account = cancelled
Sarumon has gone offline
[Guild] [Sauron]: back

Benstein has joined the guild
[Guild] [Benstein]: for dry, red eyes
[Guild] [Benstein]: clear eyes is AWESOME
[Guild] [Benstein]: it removes redness AND has an ingredient to moisturize
[Guild] [Benstein]: wooowww
[Guild] [Benstein]: the difference is clear
[Guild] [Benstein]: clear eyes
Benstein has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: whose alt was that
[Guild] [Kraggak]: khamûls
Khamûl has been kicked from the guild


Legolezz has joined the guild
[Guild] [Aragorn]: welcome
[Guild] [Legolas]: wtf


<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Greetings, Sauron, Dark Lord of Mordor! This is Game Master Aulë, I understand you have an issue with another player regarding gear?
To <GM>[Aulë]: yeah
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Very well. How might I assist you?
To <GM>[Aulë]: well i spent like 5000 G on mats crafting this ring
To <GM>[Aulë]: and i guess there was like a server hiccup
To <GM>[Aulë]: i got killed and when i rezzed it was gone
To <GM>[Aulë]: and all these people keep reporting it showing up in their inventory
To <GM>[Aulë]: but now i cant find it
To <GM>[Aulë]: and its giving people negative health values or something
To <GM>[Aulë]: so its like killed 3 people already
To <GM>[Aulë]: i just really need it back
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: I'm very sorry to hear that.
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Have you tried torturing Gollum?
To <GM>[Aulë]: yeah but he just kept saying stuff about baguettes or something
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: I'm very sorry to hear about your problem, I will forward this message to the Valar and they will address this issue.
To <GM>[Aulë]: thats it? can i get my ring back though?
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: I'm sorry, but I am unable to offer recompense for your loss.
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: Thank you for bringing this to our attention, may the sun smile happily upon you
<GM>[Aulë] whispers: If you would like to offer feedback, please send an email to LordsOfCreation@Wemadeeverything.com
[Guild] [Sarumon]: what did they say?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i don't even know why i play this !!%*ing game anymore


Switched channel: [1. General - The Shire]
Switched channel: [3. LocalDefense - The Shire]
[3. LocalDefense] [Bippo]: LEVEL ?? RINGWRAITH HEADED DOWN ROAD
[3. LocalDefense] [Johnothy]: yeah he just ganked me
[3. LocalDefense] [Abernem]: sigh guess saurons boytoys are bored again
[1. General] [Melmio]: LFM [5] Frolicking In The Meadow
[1. General] [Johnothy]: dude the wraith is headed there get to the guards
[1. General] [Melmio]: never fear i will win over our black-clad foe with unflappable kindness
[1. General] [Abernem]: dude he eats the souls of chilren hes gonna camp you
[3. LocalDefense] [Kragdor]: who is attacking
[3. LocalDefense] [Johnothy]: ringwraith
[3. LocalDefense] [Bippo]: ringwrathe
[3. LocalDefense] [Klarny]: ring guy
[3. LocalDefense] [Kragdor]: gay
Khamûl yells: [Nazgulian] KEK
[1. General] [Melmio]: HE !*#@ING KILLED ME
[1. General] [Melmio]: WHAT THE !*#@
[1. General] [Johnothy]: told you
[1. General] [Melmio]: god damn it !*#@
[1. General] [Abernem]: haha so much for unflappable kindness
[1. General] [Melmio]: shove a cock in it you *%*@@
[1. General] [Kragdor]: lol said the hobbit
[1. General] [Abernem]: rofl ouch dude
[1. General] [Melmio]: whatev, logging till that dude leaves
[1. General] [Johnothy]: hobbits arent gay
[1. General] [Heepo]: CHUICK NORRIS
[1. General] [Johnothy]: well alright, he is

[Guild] [Aragorn]: Know whats odd
[Guild] [Gimli]: what?
[Guild] [Aragorn]: Legolas han't rolled need on anything in like, a year
[Guild] [Merri]: hah, you're right
[Guild] [Frodo]: yeah, and didn't he used to use a staff?
[Guild] [Boromir]: Yeah. Know why he doesn't?
[Guild] [Sam]: Why?
[Guild] [Boromir]: Cause he kept choking on it
[Guild] [Aragorn]: LMFAO
[Guild] [Gimli]: ahahahaha
[Guild] [Sam]: you're so banned ahaha
[Guild] [Legolas]: ...
[Guild] [Merri]: oh #*@@ he's online
[Guild] [Frodo]: hahaha epic
Boromir has been demoted to hobbithumper
[Guild] [Legolas]: you can all suck my bow
Legolas has gone offline
[Guild] [Pippen]: Somebody better tell LiveJournal to brace itself


[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: yo sar
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: uhh sar?
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: dude
[Guild] [Sauron]: wait
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: Hurry up they're like right outside the gates
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: DUDE WE NEED YOU
[Guild] [Hmnontr]: ffs....
[Guild] [Sauron]: HAHAHAHA
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: ???
[Guild] [Sauron]: dude
[Guild] [Sauron]: i just MCed some guy from across the @@%%ing planet and threw him into the lava
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: LOL
[Guild] [Sauron]: @@%% WAIT HE HAD THE RING
Sauron has gone offline
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: well gg everyone sauron killed himself
[Guild] [Hmnpntr]: see you in warhammer, im outie


Joined Channel - Trade
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: ATTENTION MIDDLE EARTH
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: DO NOT GROUP WITH THE WIZARD NAMED GANDALF
[Eorl]: Level 70 Lord of Rohan <Rohirrim>
[2. Trade] [Faramir]: stfu
[2. Trade] [Hratli]: take it out of trade folks
[2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: HEJUST NINJAED THE LEGENDARY MOUNT FROM HEROIC EDORAS
[2. Trade] [Jbooti]: lol, owned
[2. Trade] [Kimboe]: LFG heroic rampa-- i mean moria
[2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: DO NOT GROUP WITH HIM
[2. Trade] [Orcpuncher]: WTS [Mithril Ore] X25
[2. Trade] [Eorl]: HE HAS BEEN BLACKLISTED BY ROHIRRIM
[2. Trade] [Faramir]: oh no grampa hates grampa
[2. Trade] [Hratli]: lmao
[2. Trade] [Gandalf]: hey Eorl
[2. Trade] [Gandalf]: [Shadowfax] ftw
[2. Trade] [Hratli]: OMG nice mount
[2. Trade] [Faramir]: Daaaaamn
[2. Trade] [Kimboe]: y does that horse have int??

[1. General] [Mulgronn]: can anyone help me with a quest?
[1. General] [Legolas]: hahah nice name moron
[1. General] [Aragorn]: rofl
[1. General] [Gandalf]: haha that's sad
[1. General] [Gimli]: I'll drink to what a crappy name that is
[1. General] [Boromir]: i can't believe you can stand to have that name
[1. General] [Frodo]: yeah jeez talk about unoriginal
[1. General] [Mulgronn]: ...


[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: WHAT THE %!## how much stam did that guy have???
[Guild] [Sauron]: enough to make you @#*** obviously
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: im serious he just ate like 7 aimed shots then got up and %!##ing one shotted me
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha what did he do, cut your head off?
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: YES
[Guild] [Sauron]: HAHAH
[Guild] [Sarumon]: look on the bright side, at least you're prettier
[Guild] [Kraggen]: ahaha
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and you weren't really using the intellect anyway captain meleebow
[Guild] [Sauron]: hahaha
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: can someone get down here and kill them or something?
[Guild] [Sauron]: oh yeah ill be right there, lol
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha
[Guild] [Hwago]: let me do it my lord
[Guild] [Hwago]: don't worry Uruk, when I get down there...
[Guild] [Hwago]: ...heads will roll
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lolol!
[Guild] [Sauron]: haaahahaha
Hwago has been promoted to Nazgul
[Guild] [Khamûl]: haha ew theres an orc in my rank
Hwago has been demoted to Uruk'hayguys
[Guild] [Hwago]: haha aww
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol sorry H, but he does have a point
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: pvp %!##ing sucks in this game
[Guild] [Sarumon]: relax man dont lose your head
[Guild] [Sauron]: LOL
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: enough with the goddamn head jokes
[Guild] [Sauron]: sorry man im just head over heels for stupid puns
[Guild] [Kringkz]: lol ouch
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: will you stfu and help me out here im doing this for your dumbass ring
[Guild] [Sauron]: im not using my helmet at the moment want me to mail it to you? oh wait...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh god rofl
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: Alright i'm %!##ing through, you !!%@!%s never %!##ing help anyone its just zerg zerg zerg
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: i hope you %!##ing explode
[Guild] [Urukhitoyou]: LATER **%!*S
Urukhitoyou has left the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha aww, what a shame
[Guild] [Sauron]: yeah, that dude had a really good head on his shoulders
[Guild] [Sarumon]: haha zing

[Guild] [Kreebig]: sigh
[Guild] [Kreebig]: know what i hate?
[Guild] [Kurgul]: hobbits?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: more than that
[Guild] [Kurgul]: elves?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: more
[Guild] [Kurgul]: hobbits and elves?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: way more
[Guild] [Kurgul]: a hobbit on elf orgy in a large flowery castle with singing birds and happy children who prance around the forests and drink in magical sunshine rays while unicorns gallop across rainbow skies?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: what... the !#@%? no, dude, way more
[Guild] [Kurgul]: uhh...
[Guild] [Kreebig]: archers
[Guild] [Kurgul]: oh lol
[Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre !#@%ing rediculous
[Guild] [Sauron]: ridiculous.
[Guild] [Kreebig]: THANKS DARK LORD OF GRAMMER
[Guild] [Sauron]: grammar, and I was correcting your spelling nub
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol
[Guild] [Sauron]: but ya theyre annoying
[Guild] [Kreebig]: they have huge ranged damage, they wear heavy armor theyre all vapid prettyboys
[Guild] [Kurgul]: ugh i hope we never get elves
[Guild] [Sauron]: if we ever got elves i would disband this hellish legion like, in a snap
[Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre unbelievably overpowered
[Guild] [Kreebig]: its like, they can destroy armies while asleep
[Guild] [Kreebig]: EVERY group has one
[Guild] [Kreebig]: and was it a dragonslayer who got the world first Smaug kill?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: NO
[Guild] [Kreebig]: archer
[Guild] [Kreebig]: and they never miss, either
[Guild] [Kreebig]: have you watched legolas' pvp video? never misses, 1-2 shots plate... he soloed an Oliphant.
[Guild] [Kreebig]: AN OLIPHANT
[Guild] [Kurgul]: so why not roll one?
[Guild] [Kreebig]: theyre boring
[Guild] [Kurgul]: rushing targets en masse only to be destroyed by like 5 people is fun?
[Guild] [Sauron]: yes
[Guild] [Kreebig]: those guys all have like legendary gear, of course they destroy us
[Guild] [Kreebig]: sigh
[Guild] [Kreebig]: i dunno
[Guild] [Kreebig]: they really screwed this game up
[Guild] [Kreebig]: man, remember the dagorlad skirmishes?
[Guild] [Sauron]: good times
[Guild] [Kreebig]: yeah
[Guild] [Sauron]: i didnt know you played back then
[Guild] [Kreebig]: yeah i was a human
[Guild] [Sauron]: traitor lol
[Guild] [Kreebig]: lol i realized my mistake
[Guild] [Kreebig]: orcs 4 life
[Guild] [Sauron]: represent
[Guild] [Kurgul]: all this talk of archers made me wana roll one
[Guild] [Kurgul]: im gonna name myself "lawlgoless" to piss off that elf
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha, later

[Elrond] says: alright so who is lugging this stupid thing to the mountain?
[Aragorn] says: me
[Legolas] says: like #!#* no way youre taking it
[Gimli]: haha lol, and you think were gonna let you prancy-boy?
[Legolas] says: hey
[Legolas] says: shut up
[Gimli] says: #!!%! ill #!#*ing cut you
[Legolas] says: accept
[Elrond] says: first mother#!#*er who starts a duel here is getting camped now stfu and decide
[Boromir] says: are you all retarded? why dont you just equip the god damn thing? have you seen its stats?
[Gandalf] says: have you seen its level requirement retard
[Boromir] says: oh right
[Boromir] says: wait so why can the hobbit wear it
[Glorfindel] says: because hes a dirty #!#*ing cheater lol
[Gimli] says: give me the damn ring, i wanna destroy it
[Legolas] says: sorry you must be at least this tall to be of any use
[Erestor] says: hahaha zing
[Samwise] whispers: this is really gay
To [Samwise]: haha i know. im gonna volunteer
[Samwise] whispers: LOL no way
You say: I will take it
You say: i will take the ring to mordor
[Samwise] whispers: HAHA
[Elrond] says: #!#*ING FINE WHATEVER open trade
You recieve The One Ring
[Gimli]: no #!#*ing way
To [Samwise]: oh #%** i didnt think hed pick me
[Samwise] whispers: haha god damn it
You say: uhh
[Aragorn] says: invite me i wanna help
[Aragorn] says: you got my sword heh
You have invited Aragorn to join your group
[Aragorn] joins the party
[Party] [Aragorn]: gimli is a ##%%!* dont bring him
[Gimli] says: wait im going to
[Gimli] says: you got my axe or whatever invite
You have invited Gimli to join your party
[Gimli] joins the party
[Legolas] says: and my bow
[Legolas] says: youre gonne need some dps
You have invited Legolas to join your group
[Party] [Gimli]: legolas is a ##%%!* dont invite him
[Party] [Frodo]: too late :/
[Legolas] has joined the party
[Party] [Gimli]: gd
[Gandalf] says: invite me too ill run you guys through
You have invited Gandalf to join your group
Gandalf declines your offer
[Gandalf] says: oops
You have invited Gandalf to join your group
[Gandalf] has joined the party
[Party] [Gimli]: kick legolas if he rolls need on anything
[Party] [Legolas]: kick gimli if hes a cocksucker
[Party] [Aragorn]: hang on gf wants something


[Guild] [Rigro]: anyone on?
[Guild] [Sauron]: not anymore
Sauron has gone offline
[Guild] [Sarumon]: yeah sup
[Guild] [Rigro]: had a question
[Guild] [Kiggle]: U GOT QUESTIOSN WE GOT ANSERS!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: get
[Guild] [Sarumon]: the
[Guild] [Sarumon]: @*@*
[Guild] [Sarumon]: out
Kiggle has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: you were saying?
[Guild] [Rigro]: how did we get so many ppl?
[Guild] [Rigro]: we have like a million orcs in the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: so youre wondering how the orcs came to be?
[Guild] [Sarumon]: they were once elves
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ganked by the dark lord
[Guild] [Sarumon]: camped and /spit on
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and then they rerolled
[Guild] [Rigro]: so what about the uruk heys or whatever
[Guild] [Sarumon]: the ##%%!* rerollers who were actually worth anything got promoted
Sauron has come online
[Guild] [Rigro]: so how do i get promoted
[Guild] [Sarumon]: you cant because you're so @*@*ing terrible
[Guild] [Sarumon]: now you know
[Guild] [Sauron]: AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE
[Guild] [Sauron]: G
[Guild] [Sauron]: I
[Guild] [Sauron]: JOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Guild] [Sauron]: so hows the battle going guys
[Guild] [Witchking]: sucks
[Guild] [Hibbzi]: more like hows the turtling going
[Guild] [Witchking]: theyre turtling like crazy
[Guild] [Witchking]: and their leader wont stop yelling %**%
[Guild] [Witchking]: i cant even understand what hes saying
[Guild] [Witchking]: something about his kid quitting the game
[Guild] [Witchking]: whatev its stupid
[Guild] [Sauron]: haha you mean dethenor?
[Guild] [Witchking]: yeah
[Guild] [Sauron]: what a drama queen
[Guild] [Witchking]: im seriously about to put him on ignore
[Guild] [Sauron]: wait
[Guild] [Witchking]: ?
[Guild] [Sauron]: there
[Guild] [Sauron]: i just told gandalf id give him 10 gold to tk him
[Guild] [Kragzz]: i need a heal
[Guild] [Witchking]: HAHA HOLY %**%
[Guild] [Witchking]: HE DID IT
[Guild] [Sauron]: good ol gandalf
[Guild] [Witchking]: loooooooooooolll
[Guild] [Witchking]: nobody can figure out what happened
[Guild] [Witchking]: hahaha
[Guild] [Witchking]: well that was fun
[Guild] [Witchking]: BACK TO TURTLING GUYS
[Guild] [Witchking]: this is why i usually afk in mordor
[Guild] [Witchking]: when they defend this takes FOREVER
[Guild] [Witchking]: oh what the %**%
[Guild] [Witchking]: they summoned the riders
[Guild] [Witchking]: this is gay
[Guild] [Witchking]: goodbye offensive line
[Guild] [Witchking]: i hate this battleground
[Guild] [Witchking]: they have the entire city of minas tirith
[Guild] [Witchking]: and us?
[Guild] [Witchking]: we have a hill and a lighthouse
[Guild] [Sauron]: hey >
[Guild] [Witchking]: our useless oliphants can be kited by one %!*#ing elf
[Guild] [Witchking]: %!*# this
[Guild] [Pozo]: wed win if the thirty million strong in our %!*#ing mountain would get off their asses and come out here to help us
[Guild] [Witchking]: wouldnt make a difference
[Guild] [Xixa]: dude you have a flying mount why dont you just fly to the top and kill everyone instead of %#!*ing around down here
[Guild] [Pozo]: lol yeah
[Guild] [Witchking]: i cant
[Guild] [Xixa]: why?
[Guild] [Witchking]: ...
[Guild] [Witchking]: i dont know
[Guild] [Pozo]: just go
[Guild] [Witchking]: alright ill try
[Guild] [Pozo]: OH %**%
[Guild] [Xixa]: HAHA!!
[Guild] [Mammul]: wtf? we won? how??
[Guild] [Witchking]: AHAH they did NOT see that %**% coming
[Guild] [Witchking]: oh %**% i dont think i was supposed to do that
[Guild] [Sauron]: woah, wait, you won?
[Guild] [Witchking]: yeah they were all up there having an rp tea party or some %**% and i ganked them all
[Guild] [Witchking]: they didnt even have gear on
[Guild] [Witchking]: one of them freaked out and killed himself on a pyre lol
[Guild] [Pozo]: haha you the man lich
[Guild] [Witchking]: AH %!*#
[Guild] [Xixa]: ???
[Guild] [Witchking]: gm got me
[Guild] [Witchking]: THREE DAYS MY ASS
[Guild] [Witchking]: that @@@ can lick my wyrm
Witchking has gone offline
[Guild] [Xixa]: haha owned
[Guild] [Fween]: who reported him?
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol
[Guild] [Sauron]: it was eowyn

Switched channel: [1. General - Helm's Deep]
Switched channel: [3. LocalDefense - Helm's Deep]
[1. General] [Heartsfervor]: the sky is darkening...
[1. General] [Heartsfervor]: orcs...
[1. General] [Heartsfervor]: i can smell them
[1. General] [Orcsrghey]: no sry that was me i farted lol
[1. General] [Mrdrface]: lol
[1. General] [Hirohito]: lol
[1. General] [Valorpants]: lol
[1. General] [Demonsblood]: lol
[1. General] [Kagemitsu]: lol
[1. General] [Blademaster]: lol
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: Alright you retards shut the hell up theyre coming
[Smizgow] yells: [Orcish] KAZ REGAN TOVNOKAZ KAGG
[1. General] [Angelheart]: STAND STRONG MEN THE ORCS SHALL NOT WIN THIS DAY
[1. General] [Muzukashi]: lol rp server is that way ---------->
[1. General] [Legolas]: anyone have any arrows
[1. General] [Gimli]: up my butt
[1. General] [Demonsblood]: lol
[1. General] [Legolas]: not surprising
[1. General] [Ninjamutsu]: LOL!
[1. General] [Théoden]: look how many there are
[1. General] [Théoden]: this is gonna suck
[1. General] [Aragorn]: dude theo hit up your friends list or something
[1. General] [Théoden]: why nobody is going to want to fly all this way to get killed
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: i cant believe they followed us here from edoras
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: what *##s
[1. General] [Bloodmaster]: lol watch this
[1. General] [Bloodmaster]: boom headshot!!
[1. General] [Bloodmaster]: OH %!!#
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Karasawa]: NICE JOB U !@!*!!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Powerblade]: I NED HEALS NOW
[1. General] [Shadowfyre]: weep more
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Ekikama]: WHERE DID THEY GAT ALL THESE GD ARCHERS
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[3. LocalDefense]: Helm's Deep is under attack!
[1. General] [Bloodkashi]: lol there up on ladders
[1. General] [Bloodhonor]: %!!# KILL THE LADDERS
[3. LocalDefense]: The Deeping Wall has been breached!
[1. General] [Aragorn]: WHAT THE %!!# WAS THAT
[1. General] [Bloodcraze]: i farted lol
[1. General] [Hirohito]: lol
[1. General] [Muderkiller]: lol
[1. General] [Bloodkiller]: lol
[1. General] [Hirohito]: ACK THEIR THRU THE WALL
[1. General] [Théoden]: BLOCK THAT #@%*
[1. General] [Théoden]: OH GOD THE DOOR PROTECT THE DOOR
[3. LocalDefense]: The Front Gate has been breached!
[1. General] [Théoden]: %!!#ING SAD
[1. General] [Théoden]: GG WE LOSE
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: gimli follow me
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: ?
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: well guard they door while they fix it
[3. LocalDefense] [Gimli]: lol ok
[1. General] [Legolas]: I like the ladder ones lol
[1. General] [Legolas]: like fish in a barrel
[1. General] [Aragorn]: except theyre up on ladders
[1. General] [Aragorn]: you %!!#ing idiot
[1. General] [Gimli]: lol
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: TURTLE
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: %!!#ING TURTLE
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: EVERYONE IN THE KEEP
[1. General] [Haldir]: %!!# I died
[1. General] [Haldir]: thanks a lot healers gj
[1. General] [Holyblood]: stfu
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: this %!!#ing sucks
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: argh
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: god damn it
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: %!!#
[3. LocalDefense] [Théoden]: gah
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: SHUT THE %!!# UP
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: sir
[1. General] [Gandalf]: sup #@@**es heard you needed someone to save your asses
[1. General] [Aragorn]: %!!#ing finally
[1. General] [Aragorn]: why did you bother getting the fastest mount in the game if you were gonna cut its legs off
[1. General] [Gimli]: lol
[1. General] [Éomer]: lol dude it was a #%!#! to keep up with shadowfax
[1. General] [Holykiller]: omg u got Eorls mount? I hate u u lucky sob, grats
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: guys push them to the forest
[3. LocalDefense] [Aragorn]: the huorns will kick their asses
[1. General] [Murderholy]: lol I hope noone farts or the

[Guild] [Sarumon]: mornin
[Guild] [Mitzle]: yo boss
[Guild] [Sarumon]: sup
[Guild] [Mitzle]: had a question
[Guild] [Sarumon]: pre-emptive shut the **** up
[Guild] [Kingo]: U GOT QUESTIONS
Kingo has been demoted to Quiet Time
[Guild] [Sarumon]: what was the question?
[Guild] [Mitzle]: were trying to scour the whole planet for a ring that at the moment is roughly the size of a hobbit's finger
[Guild] [Wembo]: wat if he weres it on his wang lol
Wembo has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Mitzle]: how are we supposed to find this thing?
[Guild] [Khamûl]: you mean how am I supposed to find it.
[Guild] [Morgomir]: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[Guild] [Khamûl]: shut up
[Guild] [Sarumon]: sauron can find it
[Guild] [Sarumon]: concealed within his fortress, the lord of mordor sees all
[Guild] [Sarumon]: his gaze pierces cloud...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: shadow...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: earth...
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and flesh.
[Guild] [Sarumon]: BUT CAN HE SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH??
[Guild] [Sarumon]: IT HAS REAL CINNAMON SUGAR FLAVOR IN EVERY BITE!!
[Guild] [Sarumon]: TOO BAD HE EATS COCK
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Mitzle]: l...
[Guild] [Sauron]: say it
[Guild] [Mitzle]: lol...
Mitzle has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: I hate you all so ****ing much it burns

[Guild] [Sarumon]: evenin %@@@#s
[Guild] [Hagoo]: yo boss
[Guild] [Hagoo]: did u see my pvp vid
[Guild] [Sarumon]: no sorry i dont watch gay porn
[Guild] [Ninlo]: lol
[Guild] [Hagoo]: no rly i made one
[Guild] [Hagoo]: its me and 263,348 of us going to town on this ranger
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and did you win?
[Guild] [Hagoo]: almost
[Guild] [Sarumon]: really, did you see mine?
[Guild] [Hagoo]: no
[Guild] [Sarumon]: okay here watch
Hagoo has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: solo'd
[Guild] [Khamûl]: i made one too
[Guild] [Sarumon]: i think i remember that
[Guild] [Sarumon]: where you killed a civilian
[Guild] [Sarumon]: stabbed a hobbit
[Guild] [Sarumon]: and then the five of you got taken out by a ranger?
[Guild] [Khamûl]: ya lol
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol yeah i saw that one
[Guild] [Sauron]: you're all @!!#ing sad
[Guild] [Sarumon]: oh yeah? when have you ever made a vid, blinky?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i made one yesterday
[Guild] [Sarumon]: what did you do, beat gollum in a staring contest?
[Guild] [Sauron]: no, i made 40 people take a dura hit and then have to swim back to shore
[Guild] [Sarumon]: wtf? you sank a ship? how?
[Guild] [Sauron]: not hard to do when they think you're a lighthouse.
[Guild] [Nebla]: im sick of getting wrecked by geared losers
[Guild] [Sauron]: THEN YOU CHOSE POORLY
Nebla has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Wakkid]: seriously why dont we ever raid?
[Guild] [Sauron]: our membership is too shaky
[Guild] [Sauron]: people keep leaving for some reason
Wakkid has been kicked from the guild
Eirid has been kicked from the guild
Donya has been kicked from the guild
Tello has been kicked from the guild
Norya has been kicked from the guild
Nunye has been kicked from the guild
Belt has been kicked from the guild
Tenlo has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sarumon]: lol
Sarumon has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Khamûl]: lol
Khamûl has been kicked from the guild
[Guild] [Sauron]: lol
Sauron has left the guild

Guild] [Sarumon]: well hey, lets find something to do
[Guild] [Sarumon]: wheres the ring at?
[Guild] [Sauron]: i dunno
[Guild] [Sarumon]: well open your lidless eye retard
[Guild] [Sarumon]: gogo farsight
[Guild] [Sauron]: SIGH if you shut the @!#! up ill look for it
[Guild] [Sauron]: alrightyyyyy
[Guild] [Sauron]: this is going to take
[Guild] [Sauron]: f
[Guild] [Sauron]: o
[Guild] [Sauron]: r
[Guild] [Sauron]: e
[Guild] [Sauron]: v
[Guild] [Sauron]: e
[Guild] [Sauron]: r
[Guild] [Sauron]: WAIT
[Guild] [Sauron]: i seeeee ssoommeethinnggg
[Guild] [Sauron]: and it's!
[Guild] [Sauron]: AGGHHH
[Guild] [Sauron]: OH JESUS GOD
[Guild] [Sauron]: FUUUCK AAAAGHH
[Guild] [Sarumon]: ?????????
[Guild] [Sauron]: ELF CYBER
[Guild] [Sauron]: GAY ELF CYBERRR
[Guild] [Sauron]: OH JESUS IM BLIND
[Guild] [Sauron]: I WOULD TRADE ANYTHING TO HAVE AN EYELIDDDDDDD
[Guild] [Sarumon]: hahahahaha G ****ing G
[Guild] [Sarumon]: welp, it was fun making you see that, but i gotta go
[Guild] [Sarumon]: theres a weed in my yard and i have since banished all plantlife from my property
[Guild] [Sauron]: aggh you ****ing scumbag
[Guild] [Sauron]: i will so get you for this
[Guild] [Sauron]: that was your alt, wasn't it? "Sarulas"?
Sarumon has gone offline
[Guild] [Sauron]: bastard.
[Guild] [Notlegolas]: hey uhm
[Guild] [Notlegolas]: is sarumon coming back by any chance?

[Feluna]

I really had to laught. Didn't see that in a long time. Thanks for it

[Ashardis]

So many memories

[Deleted]

Its a classic :P