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    Light comes from darkness shise's Avatar
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    This will solve your d*ck problems.

    I hope that this commercial helps you to solve any sort of d*ck problems you might have. Such as overstress due to having too many people jumping on it or discoloration, you know.


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    Well then... that was... interesting...

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    what if my deck is made of concrete O-O
    "I was a normal baby for 30 seconds, then ninjas stole my mamma" - Deadpool
    "so what do we do?" "well jack, you stand there and say 'gee rocket raccoon I'm so glad you brought that Unfeasibly large cannon with you..' and i go like this BRAKKA BRAKKA BRAKKA" - Rocket Raccoon

    FC: 3437-3046-3552

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    just this morning i asked myself 'how long can you keep a dick joke going?' Turns out the answer is 1:56

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    That dude is definitely Australian

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    Hahaha good shit. Funny thing is that New Zealanders actually talk like that.
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    I don't get it? What's so funny about deck paints?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PeggBundy View Post
    I don't get it? What's so funny about deck paints?
    Deck in NZ accent = dick.
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    That was awesome, gave me a good laugh at work today! Did anyone watch that skittles one after the video ended?

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    Not to be a downer, but this was trying waaayyyy too hard.

    If this was an actual advert though, kind of like the Bounty/Plenty "Juan Sheet" advert's here in the UK, it would be hilarious.

    The accent is generally hilarious though, two of my cousins now live in ZN, I can't wait to hear them in a few years, a friend moved there years ago, came back to England after maybe 4 years over there and had totally lost her English accent, although the guy in the video sounds slightly South African, fooking prawns (Honestly, the accent ruined District 9 for me, nothing against South African's, it just goes straight through me, one of those things)

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    Light comes from darkness shise's Avatar
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    I had already heard the way they pronounce deck and some other words, that's why I found it fun on this commercial thingie

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    I once had a South African say 'you can't' to me, that was pretty funny

    OT: the joke got old fast, the big black caulk made me chuckle though.

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    Deck in Australian accent = dick. Fix'd for ya

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    you guys haven't hear of injecting girls' butts with caulk?

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    you guys haven't hear of injecting girls' butts with caulk?
    dude. That's weird and perverted. This is simply a thread about sharing ideas on how to maintain your deck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Youngjayhawk View Post
    Deck in Australian accent = dick. Fix'd for ya
    Eh sounds kiwi to me.
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    Did any1 even count how many times he said the D work?
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Descense View Post
    Did any1 even count how many times he said the D work?
    He says is 32 times, his neighor once

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    Quote Originally Posted by shise View Post
    He says is 32 times, his neighor once
    More than south park in 20 min .
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    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immitis View Post
    what if my deck is made of concrete O-O
    Then it's rock hard.
    You're getting exactly what you deserve.

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