That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only Iron Skyreaver. It slices, it dices, it cuts through solid granite and yet can still cut . . .THIS TOMATO. It can get grass stains out of your whites and runs out of your tights. It lifts and separates. It can make your draenai drain faster. It will make the finish of your old chopper look JUST LIKE NEW! It can do anything . . .
. . .except fly in the Warlords of Draenor expansion. Because, yanno, sorry, no flying. BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE! If you call in the next twenty minutes we'll send you another one FREE! That's right, two Iron Skyreavers plus a free set of impulse buying regrets for only $15.00!
Call now.