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[apepi]

That moment when you lose 112 points for having 3x unranked people on your team against two unranked and a rank 1.

Did you not hear about my gane where I was like rank 13 put with 4 placement match people?

[Frozen Death Knight]

I just faced off against a team who had an Arthas while playing Arthas. He was really bad at the Hero and I outplayed him several times, but my team still lost because of them being absolutely braindead. It is so freaking embarrassing to lose to people who do not know how to play a Hero just because your team mates are even worse than they are (like the enemy Arthas).

[Frozen Death Knight]

Caster creeps are the new Kael'Thas... Hes fucking terrible, I pick Li-Ming or Jaina in every scenario and dont even think twice about it.

I was more referring to how Kael'thas used to be back in 2015 where he was the top picked Hero for months on end. I heard Kael is doing better now after the balance patch too, but yeah, he was not in a very good spot since the rework.

[Nikkaszal]

Who the fuck goes AFK for their ban phase when they just picked a hero??

Someone who hasn't banned before *shrug*

Happened to me the first time I got team captain. Did my first ban, I was second pick on my team, locked in, and spaced on the fact that my ban phase was just around the corner and dicked around on my phone for a bit.

[apepi]

I won a hl with TWO bots on my team from the start of the match yesterday. After the laning phase I basically had the two bots following me, and that made our none two other bots end up also following me. This made it so easy for our group to stay grouped, no arguing or bitching, they just did as I told them. We got easy picks because there team was never as grouped as we were. It ended up being pretty glorious.

[Nerraw]

Did you not hear about my gane where I was like rank 13 put with 4 placement match people?

I'm rank 4. How I still continue to get unranked people when the highest rank you can get from 20-0 your placement matches is rank 6 is beyond me.

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Someone who hasn't banned before *shrug*

Happened to me the first time I got team captain. Did my first ban, I was second pick on my team, locked in, and spaced on the fact that my ban phase was just around the corner and dicked around on my phone for a bit.

Could be.

Surprisingly enough we still ended up winning somehow. Their Johanna, which we tried to have banned, ended up sucking.

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I have lost 4 ranks in less than 30 hours now. -.-

[Tenjen]

long long LONG dragon map that went upto lvl 26.

We kept having people run away from the shrine while an ally was capturing, the 2nd time we lost the shrine 0.05 seconds away from capturing the dragon. Also both times the person died anyway and the other team immediately got the dragon.

We had a one guy INSIST on killing mobs for xp elsewhere during objectives and team fights which we needed to engage or lose entire keeps to. Because of his stubbornness we lost keeps and got killed over and over because the other team was sticking as one wrecking ball. Whatever xp he gained was negated by the buildings we lost. Another few items we lost because our HEALER insisted on clearing mobs and one time taking the bottom siege and ignore the team fight going on right below. Not to mention some really stupid ult choices by two of our guys (our healer took the non healing ult)

During team fights we didnt have an issue killing them but because we were one man short we would die to the last person remaining and then that person would wipe out the buildings. Meanwhile the person not with us is killing mobs.

In the end we got a lvl 26 dragon and pushed the keep to 25%....and then lost because the healer had run back to clear mobs in our full hp single remaining top keep. When we needed to push and kill the core.

You dont bugger off from a wrecking ball, you stick together and defend, kill a few of them and break them from that strategy, all it takes is one or two fights to demoralize them THEN you go back to soaking.

seriously WTF man?

[Nikkaszal]

Actually if they're five-manning a lane, you SHOULD have one person out soaking. Four can hold five under a fort, unless you're already well behind. And if you ARE well behind, you're not going to stop them from taking the fort anyway. All you'll do is have a bunch of people hiding under a building not earning exp and potentially giving up more kills. Use the time to spread, get exp, maybe cap a camp if close. They're going to take the building anyway, might as well lessen the exp gap.

[Nerraw]

Water Dragon Li Li. <3

[Sorissa]

my experience with malfurion players after patch:
> picks emerald dream
> walks in the middle of the enemy team to attempt to use it
> gets stunned
> dies before he can emerald dream
> repeat until game is lost

[Nerraw]

my experience with malfurion players after patch:
> picks emerald dream
> walks in the middle of the enemy team to attempt to use it
> gets stunned
> dies before he can emerald dream
> repeat until game is lost

And those are what we call "bad Malfs". Only time I'd consider using it, before or after the patch, is when they have a dive-heavy team that's going to be bursting our backline the whole match. Then the value will be insane. But never, EVER go offensive with it unless you're 110% sure you can get out of there alive.

[apepi]

Water Dragon Li Li. <3

I see your post, and I raise you:

[Zelendria]

Tyrande, Rehgar, Thrall, ETC, Falstad....

We have KT, Raynor, Azmo so far.... Tassadar, Sonya 4th and 5th. No need to say how that went

Getting to the point already in HL of just playing whatever teh fuck I want regardless of already picked

[RH92]

Decide to play Illidan, get grouped against Xul, Li-ming, Kael'thas and Jaina. One root and you are blown to pieces, thanks matchmaker!

How do I even play against that when they were hugging each other the whole game.

[Nerraw]

I've started losing more than winning with Vikings on Garden of Terror. People are so fucking dumb, it's unbelievable.

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That moment when you were one win away from Rank 2, and it's starting to look more likely that you'll hit Rank 10 than it is that you'll ever hit Rank 1. This is great.

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For once, the other team ended up with the idiot. Tomb of the Spider Queen, we have Kael, Sylv, Azmodunk, Muradin and Brightwing. Their team has a Stitches and three specialists/assassins so their last pick clearly needs to choose some kind of support. He goes Rexxar. Playing as Kael, I finally had the opportunity to become the Carbot Kael with Misha spreading my bombs. It was glorious, we had so much AOE.

[Frozen Death Knight]

Just got a game where two of our tanks left the game, so we played with bots for the majority of it. Also, our support (Morales) was not playing well whatsoever. I went from winning 3 games in a row that was really fun and interesting games to getting 2 games that are utter crap in every sense of the word (not to mention the terrible losing streak I had yesterday).

Also, the sooner unranked draft mode is added to the game, the faster I will not have to deal with the moronic team comps in QM anymore.

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Another loss. This time I played nearly flawlessly as Greymane by having 0 deaths until the late game where I had to take it for the team just to keep us in the game, but because of how bad our Dehaka tank was, we got really bad team fight engagements constantly in the mid to late game. I really hate when I know that I could do a much better job at tanking than that guy.

[apepi]

DK, yiu could always join custom ganes for unranked draft. ARAM channel sometimes has them some times. Maybe there is a channel for draft mode?

[Nerraw]

I just got this match...



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Managed to carry it to victory, took 36 minutes. I got 94 points for that. 94. Carrying three unranked is worth 94 points..........

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What a bloody catastrophe that was. Still, I am now rank 2 which is the highest rank I've been yet!

[Muis]

Just finished a game where our Sonya went offline / replaced by bot at the 2min mark.
She managed to come back, around 15mins or longer, but we already managed to get a nice lead and won the game

AI even took Merc Lord >.>

[apepi]

Yeah, I am beginning to think that my Lili build is OP. I can do almost the healing of a normally specd healer but do the damage of an assassin. Maybe I am just a good skilled Lili....but it is just crazy. I will make an imgur album showing you guys just how good the average dps can be with this build tomorrow.

Most people that I play with at the end of the game tell me that it is 'effective' but they rather me just go Jugs....