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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.
"There cannot be true dispair without hope." - Bane
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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