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In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
―The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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https://imgur.com/gallery/m7ekA
Who here has some fitness tips Decided it's time to get get off my ass.
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Don't get up and start running like crazy / lifting after not having been in the gym for the past 5 years, I can speak from personal experience that it's not a good idea.
or at least if you do it, do it on a friday since you'll be a useless sack of flesh for couple of days.
It was originally a radio show, from which my signature is a quote from.
He also did "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency", and "last chance to see"
I like him as an author and a general "philosopher"(?).
Last edited by Kjanaprik; 2017-01-30 at 09:08 PM.
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
Try H2G2
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Hitch 2 guide 2 ?
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in.
However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds.
Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
―The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
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rip Asme's arms.
We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books.
―The Salmon of Doubt
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can’t move, with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn’t been good to you so far, which given your current circumstances seems more likely, consider how lucky you are that it won’t be troubling you much longer.
– Douglas Adams, The Original Hitchhiker Radio Scripts
"There cannot be true dispair without hope." - Bane
First goal is to be able to walk up stairs normally :/
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We have an elevator in our new office
No. They're beautiful.
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