Thread: My penis big

  1. 2015-08-31, 07:38 PM #1
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    My penis big

    Hey guys, I got a dilemma that needs problem solving. How can I reduce the size of my pen? It is huge, and I cannot use a sharpener, since it is small.

    Any advice?
  2. 2015-08-31, 07:39 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leothras The Mad View Post
    Hey guys, I got a dilemma that needs problem solving. How can I reduce the size of my pen? It is huge, and I cannot use a sharpener, since it is small.

    Any advice?
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    Take a knife and saw off the end
  4. 2015-08-31, 07:40 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathandira View Post
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    just need help
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    You silly goose, You're not supposed to use sharpeners on pens! Only on pencils! If your pen isn't working it means you've run out of ink!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    There is such a thing as a penis reduction. Some teen had it done because it was too large for intercourse.
    Whoa, we are talking about stationary here, No need to lower the tone! geez....
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  6. 2015-08-31, 07:41 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    There is such a thing as a penis reduction. Some teen had it done because it was too large for intercourse.
    His pen is big. He is looking for an infraction.
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    Don't you have any knives at home? I use one to sharpen my pens at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    There is such a thing as a penis reduction. Some teen had it done because it was too large for intercourse.
    That poor kid was deformed. It was shaped like a football. Luckily corrective surgery worked for him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    There is such a thing as a penis reduction. Some teen had it done because it was too large for intercourse.
    teens are stupid. I meant pen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    There is such a thing as a penis reduction. Some teen had it done because it was too large for intercourse.
    Because it was deformed and swollen. A penis is not supposed to have the shape and size of a football.
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    The fact that you created this troll thread tells us that your penis is in fact tiny.
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    It's so clever that I totally haven't heard/read that in 6th grade!

    It's about as great as pen island!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leothras The Mad View Post
    teens are stupid. I meant pen
    You purposely left the space out between "pen" and "is" in the title, don't bother trying to play dumb.
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    This is less idiotic of a thread than most threads on this site.
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    There's no constructive discussion that could be had here.

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