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  1. 2015-11-04, 05:11 AM #221
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    that bad ?

    I think it's kinda tame really
    Yes, that bad. Should be a pretty big emergency for me to go that low aka no other option.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
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  2. 2015-11-04, 05:14 AM #222
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Yes, that bad. Should be a pretty big emergency for me to go that low aka no other option.
    I dunno sometimes you just gotta beat the devil out of it but can't be bothered to go to the toilet when you've been awake for over 24 hours y'know
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  3. 2015-11-04, 05:16 AM #223
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    I dunno sometimes you just gotta beat the devil out of it but can't be bothered to go to the toilet when you've been awake for over 24 hours y'know
    No, I don't know.
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
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  4. 2015-11-04, 05:17 AM #224
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    I dunno sometimes you just gotta beat the devil out of it but can't be bothered to go to the toilet when you've been awake for over 24 hours y'know
    What do you do with the underwear afterwards?
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  5. 2015-11-04, 05:18 AM #225
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Riptor View Post
    What do you do with the underwear afterwards?
    the underwear?

    I only did that while on the toilet when I was out of toilet paper once lol

    I threw it away I think
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  6. 2015-11-04, 05:20 AM #226
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    the underwear?

    I only did that while on the toilet when I was out of toilet paper once lol

    I threw it away I think
    Oh
    I thought you were going to say you threw it in the wash
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Riptor View Post
    Oh
    I thought you were going to say you threw it in the wash
    No Bob, that would be gross.

    I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taftvalue View Post
    the underwear?

    I only did that while on the toilet when I was out of toilet paper once lol

    I threw it away I think
    Why didn't you wash your ass instead of wiping your ass with your underwear?
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Why didn't you wash your ass instead of wiping your ass with your underwear?
    I don't know, maybe I liked the way the fabric felt
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  10. 2015-11-04, 05:32 AM #230
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hubcap View Post


    You could get snared in something like this and die of starvation before they found you.

    "Hey man, you watch the front and tell me which light goes on and off."
    Oh God I'm going to vomit looking at that.
    I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
    Or should I?
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    Really want to know?

    More than 25 years ago i was a police officer. I was sent to investigate a car left in a field. I found the closed up car, during the horrendous Texas summer heat, with a body that had been there for several days, it was very bloated. The skin came off when touched and i had to get something to identify the body (before DNA testing). I decided to pull off the skin of the fingers and place them over my latex gloves to get finger prints. The smell was horrific and i had to put Vic's vapor rub on my surgical mask to keep from losing my lunch. Definitely the worst thing i ever did. He had committed suicide.
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  12. 2015-11-04, 05:50 AM #232
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    Quote Originally Posted by bloodrunner View Post
    I decided to pull off the skin of the fingers and place them over my latex gloves to get finger prints.
    Ha! I bet even Horatio hasn't figured that trick yet!
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
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  13. 2015-11-04, 05:57 AM #233
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Ha! I bet even Horatio hasn't figured that trick yet!
    As much as I hate to admit it.. he has
    But soon after Mr Xi secured a third term, Apple released a new version of the feature in China, limiting its scope. Now Chinese users of iPhones and other Apple devices are restricted to a 10-minute window when receiving files from people who are not listed as a contact. After 10 minutes, users can only receive files from contacts.
    Apple did not explain why the update was first introduced in China, but over the years, the tech giant has been criticised for appeasing Beijing.
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  14. 2015-11-04, 07:58 AM #234
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Riptor View Post
    Holy shit
    Thats a whole new level of WTF
    That wasn't even the worst part.

    The worst part was when he held his penis head in his hand like a bottle cap.

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  15. 2015-11-04, 08:53 AM #235
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    ISIS drowning men and filming it.
    ISIS burning people alive.
    ISIS driving a tank over a person (he was aware of what was happening as all everyone in other cases were).

    Bestgore-com stuff in general.
    Pretty used to it at this point. Animal abuse gore still gets me.
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  16. 2015-11-04, 10:30 AM #236
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gruuil View Post
    ISIS drowning men and filming it.
    ISIS burning people alive.
    ISIS driving a tank over a person (he was aware of what was happening as all everyone in other cases were).

    Bestgore-com stuff in general.
    Pretty used to it at this point. Animal abuse gore still gets me.
    Go watch the video where the Jaysh al Islam is executing isis soldiers by shotgun blasts to the face, i guarantee you will fell better
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  17. 2015-11-04, 01:42 PM #237
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    So this got thrown up on imgur... visit at your own risk.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/THSWj

    Fair warning to the squeamish: don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanya View Post
    So this got thrown up on imgur... visit at your own risk.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/THSWj

    Fair warning to the squeamish: don't.
    Nasty spiders.
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    Let me restate, some of the fucking moronic tripe I see posted here is approaching being on par with anything I've seen elsewise. So many goddamn idiots, wish they'd drink some fucking bleach.
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  20. 2015-11-05, 12:39 PM #240
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    Landwhales using yoga pants... jesus fucking christ, the horror !!!!!!!!
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