What if the sun really is "Hell"

[Emageht Tsoluoy]

what happens when the sun runs out of fuel and it explodes?

That probably means there were no more sinners to sustain it

[Shadowspire]

Nope, it is actually the opposite.

The Sun is god. It gives us life, energy, food, guidance(light) and a shining role model.

Ironically as a kid I believed that XD

[apepi]

Ironically as a kid I believed that XD

Its still true, without sun we would never be here. It might not be able to think, but without it we would have never been created. In a sense it has given us life, as it is our creator.

[Valech]

if this is a religous thread, I say heresy. Sun ain´t even the center of the universe. Earth is, obviously.
If this is a science thread, I don´t feel the urge to answer at all. But I will vigorously roll my eyes.
if this is a philosophical thread, I would understand this as a metaphor for consequence - and then rapidly doubt the viability of mentioned metaphor because of reasons.
If this is a spiritual thread, I will continue sitting in the lotus position and feel all the light radiating right through the earth onto my chakras - tho right now it is night over here.
if this is a troll thread, you succeeded.

[Deleted]

What if the sun is actually a giant ball of burning gas? What then? Huh? HUH?!!?

It's not burning.

[apepi]

It's not burning.

Its um....fusioning...?

[Deleted]

enough weed for today for you

[Emageht Tsoluoy]

Its um....fusioning...?

plasma-ing?

[Gref]

An excess of souls going to "hell" millions of years ago, confirmed responsible for climate change. Suck it deniers! Still man-made.

>.>

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best reply so far

[Stormspellz]

Like, actual physical manifestation of hell.

When people die, their souls start their journey in the center of the sun, and it takes them millions of years of penance to reach the surface, finally transforming into the life-giving light that reaches earth.

Like the reward, is being used for good after all that time, to make up for a life of dumb.

So then what would the trillions of other suns be?

[Azadina]

So then what would the trillions of other suns be?

Each sun is made of one persons soul! Oh wait, hasn't been enough humans around to match the number of stars...Nevermind ^^

[Moralgy]

Thank you Satan for the heat that keeps the earth going!

[Irian]

...what

Man, I'm convinced something was being smoked when this thread was made.

[Belize]

Thank you Satan for the heat that keeps the earth going!

Satan was the good guy all along

[Shadowmelded]

Dude, what if clouds are just reincarnated sheep

[Nanaboostme]

Sounds like Philosophy for High People

[brimdog]

you'll find out one day

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...what

Man, I'm convinced something was being smoked when this thread was made.

trust me, I have had some seriously deep and meaningful patterns of thought after smoking and none of it had ever been this elementary.

[Moralgy]

Satan was the good guy all along

The greatest plot twist to the greatest story ever told!

[Celista]

What if the sun is a metaphor for life, man? *blows smoke ring*

[Miyagie]

Thread titel reminds me on good music ^^.