Most vital life-advice you've ever received.

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Danish translation of: "Those, who mind, doesn't matter, and those, who matter, doesn't mind."

[ellieg]

The ever popular "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, YOU are the asshole" - I heard it from Raylan Givens, not sure the origin.

haha true that. Never heard that one before.

[Knolan]

"People you judge you no matter what you do, so do what you love and don't give a fuck about what other people think."

Tyrion say about the same thing, but in a much nicer way:

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you."

[shise]

People tell me that I should slow down biking in Copenhagen, truth is I have saved 3 bad looking accidents thanks to being overly fast (near collisions with cars not stopping where they should and others randomly appearing from behind a bus...I ride fast, but I respect all traffic rules, except speed in some areas)


I guess mine is patience. Patience is the key

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i wanted to get something done quickly and my boss at the time said this.

there was a young bull and and old bull stood on top of a hill. looking down on 50 cows.
the young bull looked at the old bull and said 'lets run down there and shag a cow'
the old bull turned and faced the young bull and said 'no. lets walk down and fuck them all'

i quit 2 days later because at the time i was young and thought he was absolutley insane later realising he was only telling me to take my time and we could get more done.....

[Nanaboostme]

The ever popular "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, YOU are the asshole" - I heard it from Raylan Givens, not sure the origin.

Good one, hilarious yet most likely accurate

[thatmikeguy]

Don't poop where you eat, and K.I.S.S.

[Nefarious Tea]

"Treat your soldiers as your children and they will follow you into the deepest valleys. Look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you, even unto death." -Sun Tzu

[Manthis]

"Treat others as you would like others to treat you" the Golden Rule.

[Luko]

"Don't stick your dick in crazy"?

If only I followed it.....

I'm super glad I never followed that advice. The crazy ones are almost always worth it. Good god, the memories. Just don't get them preggers.

As to the most vital advice I've received? "People are generally terrible. There is a very thin line between generosity and vulnerability. Learn when and where to cross that line."

[Baracuda]

Danish translation of: "Those, who mind, doesn't matter, and those, who matter, doesn't mind."

Think "don't" is more accurate than "doesn't" here.

Ehum... "The greatness of a nation can be judged by the way its animals are treated." is a good one.

Popular Swedish quote roughly translated: "He who waits for something good, never waits too long."

[Feali]

Oh that reminds me, "Chaos is a ladder"

That speech among others is the reason he's my favorite character.

[TheWorkingTitle]

"Life ain't fair"

"You're only as good as the company you keep"

"Treat others the way you'd like to be treated"

"Wrap it before you tap it"

"Take no prisoners"

"Never grow old"

[Slaskra]

"It is what it is"

Completely changed my life perspective.

[unfilteredJW]

When you get older, never trust a fart. - My step dad

[Marine1]

"Get over it"

[Nadiru]

Fear is the mind-killer, take a break between every League match, don't come a-knockin' when this van's a-rockin', haters gonna hate and shit rolls downhill.

[Captain N]

"Don't live beyond the guarantee and you'll never have a problem with money."

"When in doubt - Rule 1.11.1"

"Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life."

"Be excellent to each other"

[belfpala]

Don't die.

Everything else follows from that.

Or, from someone who did die, perhaps, "Everything was beautiful. Nothing hurt."

[DSRilk]

Work to live, don't live to work.