Invention Thread

[Techno-Druid]

Got any interesting and new ideas that could be expanded upon and given (hopefully constructive) criticism? Have any concepts completely new or an improvement of already existing machines?

This thread is basically here for you to do those things.

[Gamdwelf]

Like grippy plumber wrenches so I don't scratch my shower head while i try to install it.

Somebody make this so I can buy it.

[Techno-Druid]

Yeah.... like I'd say them here so someone could steal my brilliant ideas. Not happening.

At least you have invention ideas thay don't involve uplifting or selectively breeding something biological...

[Rixis]

Like grippy plumber wrenches so I don't scratch my shower head while i try to install it.

Somebody make this so I can buy it.

Something like: http://www.diy.com/departments/bq-st.../189089_BQ.prd ?

[Gamdwelf]

Something like: http://www.diy.com/departments/bq-st.../189089_BQ.prd ?

Naw, like regular ones but with idk like the rubber grip on the handles on the part that touches the plumbing.

[Pipebomb]

Completely silent drape-runners.

[Independent voter]

Terrorist detector, you place it in a place where people are passing by like an airport corridor. It yells out "Allah Akbar!" every 5 minutes and it checks people's reaction like with an infrared sensor.

Maybe it would have to yell out "Praise Jesus!" too so as not to fall into a profiling mode.

[Captain N]

Naw, like regular ones but with idk like the rubber grip on the handles on the part that touches the plumbing.

You could use a pair if vise grips since they lock into place. This keeps the teeth of the grips from sliding and scratching up your shower head or the arm. They also make toothless pipe wrenches. A good all around investment if you do any of your own plumbing.

Or what I have personally done -- because people can get really pissy if you damage their expensive German shower kit -- wrap a towel around the flat parts of the shower head and fit a standard crescent wrench.

And I just realized by saying all this I rendered your invention completely moot....Sorry bro

[ranzino]

Terrorist detector, you place it in a place where people are passing by like an airport corridor. It yells out "Allah Akbar!" every 5 minutes and it checks people's reaction like with an infrared sensor.

Maybe it would have to yell out "Praise Jesus!" too so as not to fall into a profiling mode.

Ah, you are in for a surprise, testing them in europe. Usually we are bothered by Allah AND Jesus. What now ?

[drwelfare]

I want to come up with a roll up door that works in under 10" of overhead clearance, 3-6in would be ideal.

[nextormento]

Completely silent drape-runners.

I suggest cotton balls and grease.

[Mentia]

I have this idea to combine super heated atoms together and in the process, the energy created can be harnessed and used to power things. I'm going to head to Home Depot and get working on my idea.

[Puupi]

I have this idea to combine super heated atoms together and in the process, the energy created can be harnessed and used to power things. I'm going to head to Home Depot and get working on my idea.

It's called fusion energy and it already exists.

[Gamdwelf]

You could use a pair if vise grips since they lock into place. This keeps the teeth of the grips from sliding and scratching up your shower head or the arm. They also make toothless pipe wrenches. A good all around investment if you do any of your own plumbing.

Or what I have personally done -- because people can get really pissy if you damage their expensive German shower kit -- wrap a towel around the flat parts of the shower head and fit a standard crescent wrench.

And I just realized by saying all this I rendered your invention completely moot....Sorry bro

Not really all of that barely works.