time for this dragon to retire to his cave
g'nite everypony
Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered iced tea.
One girl drank them as quickly as they could be poured and had finished five drinks in the time it took the other girl to drink just one.
The girl who drank one glass died, while the other survived.
All of the drinks were poisoned.
How did the other girl survive?
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He does although I forgot what he does, but I've been told it "pays good". I'm sure he won't move out for another month, at least.
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The ice cubes had poison that didn't get released until they melted, the other girl had probably five different glasses.
Or because girl #2 had cancer and her last wish was to spend time with her friend. Either or.
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Sig: Elyssia | DJoron is the Best
Dontrike/Shadow Priest/Black Cell Faction Friend Code - 5172-0967-3866
Oh
I just pulled it off the internet
Still finding a better one
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This one isn't that good but whatever. I'm tired and had a bad day and I'm done looking.
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for 5 minutes.
A little while later, they both go out and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
Sig: Elyssia | DJoron is the Best
Dontrike/Shadow Priest/Black Cell Faction Friend Code - 5172-0967-3866
Dontrike/Shadow Priest/Black Cell Faction Friend Code - 5172-0967-3866
Sig: Elyssia | DJoron is the Best
Doctor Strange was trippy
"Would you please let me join your p-p-party?