Deer Jerky.
Deer Jerky.
"Last time I checked, Cain didn't bludgeon Abel with a Gameboy; Genghis Khan didn't have an Xbox Live account; and Hitler didn't play Crash Bandicoot." -- Tommy Tallarico
A line of coke and a hooker.
100$, hey, Santa needs to pay all those gnome-elves too!
Now that I think of it we never left Santa anything, which is weird since where I live we have Sinterklaas and we did leave shit for him...over here Sinterklaas is more of a big deal than Santa.
A nice bucket of hot buffalo wings with a side of blooming onion and fried pickles with a nice cold bottle of beer. Man I love...I mean Santa loves buffalo wings...and blooming onions, fried pickles, and beer...it's...his favorite...yeah.
- "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black" - Jo Bodin, BLM supporter
- "I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap...” - Pedo Joe