Title.
I wish I had some preloaded... but I'm not creative :/
Title.
I wish I had some preloaded... but I'm not creative :/
The world isn't as bad as you think.
-"Birth" Welcome to the world!
-"The Tooth is Loose!" Making way for your adult teeth.
-"Bros for Life" Made your first friend.
-"Elementary Graduation!" Grats! You graduated from elementary school! Now you know your ABCs and 123s!
-"Why Is There Hair Growing Down There?" You experienced your first signs of puberty! You are on your way to becoming a man/woman!
-"Middle School Graduation!" Now you know more ABCs and 123s!
-"Get to Work!" Grats you got your first job, how exciting!
-"Think I'm in Love..." Way to go! You met your first girlfriend/boyfriend! Could this be true love?
-"High School Graduation" Grats you know even more ABCs and 123s!
-"Full Timer" You've found a full time position at a job!
-"5 Dailies Completed" It's not so bad.
-"25 Dailies Completed" Getting pretty easy
-"50 Dailies Completed" Is it time to go home yet?
-"100 Dailies Completed" Getting a little sick of this...
-"250 Dailies Completed" *sigh*
-"500 Dailies Completed" So...tired
-"1000 Dailies Completed" I fucking hate this damn job
-" R.I.P." Gratz you are now free from responsibilities and the government! Finally at peace...
Last edited by Pony Soldier; 2016-01-13 at 05:14 PM.
- "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black" - Jo Bodin, BLM supporter
- "I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap...” - Pedo Joe
- Licensed - Obtained a Drivers License.
- Owner - Own a car.
- Off the Lot! - Own a Car when the odometer hits 1000 miles.
- Weathered! - Own a Car when the odometer hits 100000 miles.
- Beater! - Own a Car when the odometer hits 200000 miles. *Title: , the Automotive Destroyer*
We think we climb so high, Upon the backs we've condemned ...We face our Conϛequence.
forgot about this thread the first one gets bleak pretty quickly lol.
The world isn't as bad as you think.
Birth - 'Well Hello there'
First word - 'Trying to say something?'
First walk - 'One small step for man,giant leap for mankind' '
5 years old - 'Cars,barbies and more'
10 years old - '1+2+3+4'
15 years old - 'Have fun'
High school graduation - 'Thank you redbull'
20 years old - 'Time to change toys'
First real job - 'No time to cry'
25 years old - 'Hope you're not single'
University graduation - 'You did it,mkaaay!'
First marriage -'Now kith'
40 years old - 'Congratulation champ'
Pension - 'You deserve this..maybe'
Death - 'Thank you,please come again'