Someone offers you a briefcase full of unmarked 100's that amount to a mill to kill a bald eagle, would you accept?
The downside is you'd have to spend a full year in jail because its illegal
Someone offers you a briefcase full of unmarked 100's that amount to a mill to kill a bald eagle, would you accept?
The downside is you'd have to spend a full year in jail because its illegal
Last edited by Khadgar; 2016-02-11 at 09:28 AM.
Yes.
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I'd shoot one for free if i didn't get caught, just for the heck of it
especially if i could get it stuffed afterwards
also kind of a stupid thread
If by bald eagle you mean OP, then yes.
YES, I hate EAGLES.
Even if you take out the eagle part.. 1y in jail for a lousy 1 mil? Nope
It's not illegal if you don't get caught.
First and foremost it's worth noting that Bald Eagles are no longer endangered.
Second, what if I kill the bald eagle in the wild and donate a small pittance of that one million to save two bald eagles?
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Does a person have to make love to the bird's cold-dead carcass afterwards?
For 1 million then no but for 10 million i would fuck the corpse if you asked me too for that kind of money
Its not the killing that i dont like its the prison time and a guy like me would get raped to fuck each night and that shit aint worth a million bucks to me
I love animals so, nope.
Id shoot the person who came up with this idea though.
I don't have a sum of money that I would willingly discard a year of my life for. Were the penalty anything else, I perhaps would.
Depends on the prison. I'd probably do a year in minimum security for a million dollars. Way better rate of pay than I'll ever see.
Living in Denmark I would have to say yes. 1 million for killing some bird, and then a vacation in jail for a year with 3 meals a day + tv and what not.. Sure!
Nope, and they should charge you with treason.
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