Buy warm socks.
Buy warm socks.
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"This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
-- Capt. Copeland
2 chicks at once
Call friends over, be with your family, go out and eat, hire a hooker. Just treat yourself to something nice.
Go give some homeless dude a rimjob.
Get a bathrobe, learn how to smoke a pipe.
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"This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
-- Capt. Copeland
For my 30th I gave up regular use of recreational drugs. Maybe you could start?
Go to mexico and buy prostitutes and coke for everything you got.
I'm 30. For my birthday I found a new job. I love my new job
MY X/Y POKEMON FRIEND CODE: 1418-7279-9541 In Game Name: Michael__
Shave the hair on your ears.
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"This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."
-- Capt. Copeland
Beat off 30 times