Service dog sign to surely rustle some jimmies.

[endersblade]

Good. Fuck people who bring their pet into the grocery store/convenience store/restaurant/anywhere that serves food. I don't want fucking pet dander and fur on my food. It's against health code in my state anyway.

This. I get so pissed off when people bring those little fucking toy dogs with them, and when questioned, "oh, he/she's my service dog." Riiiight. For what, rat chasing? I know a couple of people who have ACTUAL service dogs, and they catch so much flak because of the fakes.

Typically service animals don't run all over the place, don't require being put in baskets, don't interact with people much, and are in a fucking harness. Usually with something indicating they're a service animal. Not always though. But then you get cunts bringing in their little rats that just run around, piss and shit on everything, annoy customers, bark and bark and bark, and are just little shits.

[Deleted]

A monkey? That's pretty unique, I didn't know they had service monkeys.
I imagine it would just sit on her shoulder or something as she goes around?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0640375/

Watch that episode and thank me later, 10/10.

[Jester Joe]

Its a marmoset that is about 12 inches long total (including tail). She has these special carrying pouches for it that is mesh on one side and hangs around her neck to keep her with him. Other times she keeps it on a leash and it sits on her shoulder. I'm not sure if service animals have different classifications, but it's like a stress/depression animal that my father got for her after she had a stroke. She took it pretty seriously and got it registered so she can take it where ever she wanted to.

I thought that would be considered a therapy animal in that case.

But yeah, that's so small so I can't imagine much issues aside from if it has a habit of throwing its poop Pretty interesting though! The strangest thing I've seen someone going around with was a Macaw at my job, it was just sitting on their shoulders without a care in the world.

[NoRest4Wicked]

I thought that would be considered a therapy animal in that case.

But yeah, that's so small so I can't imagine much issues aside from if it has a habit of throwing its poop Pretty interesting though! The strangest thing I've seen someone going around with was a Macaw at my job, it was just sitting on their shoulders without a care in the world.

I'm not sure how it worked exactly, I know she was really excited to get the state issued card for it and all that.

[Jofe]

Don't know if it's something on my end but it's hard to have mi jimmies rustled when I can't see the image in the op

[Jester Joe]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0640375/

Watch that episode and thank me later, 10/10.

Oh dear. If I remember

I'm not sure how it worked exactly, I know she was really excited to get the state issued card for it and all that.

I guess the important part is that it worked in the end.

I suppose though it does just go to show that the sign in the OP is wrong.

[Medusa Cascade]

Don't need a service dog, I've got a service female.

[Pejo]

We looked at a monkey since the sis-in-law doesn't have great hand movement so it would be handy for grabbing her things, but there is a lot of maintenance (and care companies that do not feel comfortable with one) that we went with a dog that could be used to signal she needs assistance.

[shadowmouse]

I am by no means an expert on this. It was something that I had to be somewhat familiar with in a previous job, and I also talked about it with a blind colleague from time to time. There were times he'd get frustrated by those who didn't understand about service animals.

*As far as I know* the distinction between emotional support and psychiatric service animals is complex, with the actual service animals trained to do something special to treat a condition severe enough to count as a disability. Although much of the discussion around service animals is about Federal laws (especially the ADA), there are also sometimes state laws that need to be taken into account. Obviously not everyone here is American, so the range of considerations is even wider.

[Kaleredar]

My mother has a monkey that is registered through the state as a service animal. She takes that thing every where but no one has tried to tell her to leave when she has it.

I presume that, if someone sees you walking around with a monkey in tow, they assume you have a damn good reason to have it.

[Aeula]

Does my comfort duck count as a service animal?

[TITAN308]

Don't need a service dog, I've got a service female.

No you don't.

[Deleted]

My hats off to whatever store posted this. As usual, the truth is probably going to rile a lot of people up.

Someone tell me how a blind person using a seeing-eye dog would be able to read this sign.

[Jester Joe]

Someone tell me how a blind person using a seeing-eye dog would be able to read this sign.

They wouldn't need to since they fall into the category that the sign deems is okay.

[Ifeanychukwu]

Good. Fuck people who bring their pet into the grocery store/convenience store/restaurant/anywhere that serves food. I don't want fucking pet dander and fur on my food. It's against health code in my state anyway.

Considering what some people do in the privacy of their owns homes I think I'd rather have the pet dander. Though it is really shitty to claim to have a service dog while just using it as an excuse to take your dog wherever you want.

[Medusa Cascade]

No you don't.

I do actually.

[Donald Hellscream]

Makes sense, I mean why can't people just tie their dog up outside the store? Is it not common to do that in america?

[TITAN308]

I presume that, if someone sees you walking around with a monkey in tow, they assume you have a damn good reason to have it.

Or be like me and 12 Monkeys comes to mind and steer clear of them. :P

[Mistame]

Seems lenient. If it were my restaurant, it would simply say, "No Pets. We don't like anyone that much."

[Forgettable]

My jimmies are so ruffled right now. Thanks OP.