Somebody Close To Trump Gonna Get Blasted for Insider Trading.

[Surfd]

Somehow, I don't think that is a coincidence.

[Elegiac]

We're going to replace Sidewinders with rubber band shooters for a fraction of the cost!

Maybe we can rubber band garmins to the cockpit like the Russian Air Force does. Let me tell you about rubber bands; rubber bands are great. I'm gonna put so much money into rubber bands that you won't believe how many uses we'll find for them. I heard about a boy who got hit in the eye by a snapped rubber band; if I'd have been President that rubber band would never have snapped.

[Alindra]

I'm not sure what is more concerning, the fact (assuming this isn't a coincidence) there is foul play in involved... or that this is evidence that his twitter posts have forethought and aren't just the result of a man with poor impulse control.

[xChurch]

Watch it turn out to be Trump himself.

[belleflop]

Somethings not quite right here... What are you hiding?