<Famiglia di Ythrl> is a dumb guild name for dumb people. You’re our next stupid recruit. We started off as a pureblood goon guild, but through friends and family we're now about 30% or so from somethingawful.com and the rest are filthy pubbies. The guild has been a raiding staple on Maelstrom since vanilla with healthy roster through every expansion and tier so you get some stability if you're into that kind of thing. Here are the bullet points:

  • Consistently top guild on server
  • Clear mythic content (cutting edge achieves)
  • Not racists. Identify as attack helicopters.

In fact, our guild is actually big enough to support three full raid groups. While we are pushing Mythic raids, we don't see ourselves as having "A/B/C" teams. Everyone kinda finds which raid they belong in and makes their way there. In fact one of our rules is to not recruit out of other guild raid groups. We have Mythic, Heroic, and Normal raids that all work at their own pace.

This recruitment is for all three of our groups known as "Smooth Jazz," "3rst" and "Cupcakes". WE COLLECTIVELY RAID 6 DAYS A WEEK. You can almost always jump on every night and raid.

Cupcakes is a 1/10M two day a week raid (third night is a optional normal mode farm night) that kind of rules. It started as a group of friends who wanted to play together so they formed up a raid and then it kinda took off. Now they're positive bunch of players who enjoy playing together and romping through content. Cupcakes raids Mon / Tues / Wed 6:00-9:00 PST (8-11 CST)

3rst is our casual raid for players who don't have the time to shitsock AP or are late-comers to Legion or whatever. Currently this roster's at 20 so we could use some more as they work on finishing up heroic. 3st raids Sun/Mon 5:00-8:00 PST (7-10 CST)

SJ's our try hard 3 day a week raid (3/10M) that's been around since ToC, right before ICC launch. We started as a 10 man group "C" team WITHIN our own guild. Through osmosis we got better at the game and now we're still bad but in a bad+1 kind of way. What I'm saying here is that the fact we're #1 on the server says a lot more about our server than it does about us. The other guilds on the server who're behind us even claim that accepting help from us would "lower their dignity." That's a high standard right there. EITHER WAY This is not a group of bad players since we’re clearly competent enough to kill things. SJ raids Mon / Thurs / Sun 6:00-9:00 PST (8-11 CST)

Casual Raid: Saturday raid 8pm CST of normal NH and mythic EN which is open to all. Everyone's welcome to come, invites go mains > alts. This is normally full. Casually raiding with 30 is pretty fun.

So whatever here's what we need. Right so we're looking for dps for tanks, healers, and DPS for all raid groups

We provide provide flasks / pots / repairs / enchants / gems. Stable guild (been around forever). Our guild is also just the right size where you can always find a M+ group or BG, but you still know everyone.

Other things.

Finally, and this is a big one. We don't abide weirdos. Through the years we've had opportunities to replace people with much better players and we've always said no because we genuinely like everyone we raid with. We have a roster of 20+ people and everyone likes everyone else and our biggest strength is that there's no drama. If you're some a-bomb of Aspergers and social akwardness you can just go away. Or not, but we will probably run you out of the guild because you're not going to fit in and you're going to make discord really awkward to sit in during raids.

So if you want to join here's what you do. Add Kaynub#1751, Jonny#1378, Taiga#1952, surprises#1757, Clambo#1685 on BTag and whisper away.