It’s national ‘Send a Nude Day’ apparently

[GennGreymane]

It’s national ‘Send a Nude Day’ so if you’ve been looking for an excuse to hoe out, here it is

https://thetab.com/us/2017/05/19/nat...de-day-2-68712

Remember when Mean Girls came out in 2004 and everyone was quoting that line about how Halloween is the "one night a year" a girl can dress like a total slut and no one can say anything about it?

Oh my gosh, how quaint! The fact that Regina's Sexy Bunny bodysuit was consider salacious dates the movie more than the landlines used in the three-way call attack. I mean, we had never even heard the name "Kardashian."

My point is, things are different now. We're liberated women, and liberated women get to do whatever they want — and that includes sending naked pictures to whoever we want. Sometimes, though, our own hotness isn't enough and we need a flimsy excuse to hide behind.

Good thing it's officially Send a Nude Day!

The most important thing to remember about Send a Nude Day is that there's no set limitations or regulations. What you send and to whom you send it is totally up the air. But with great hoe power comes great hoe responsibility. Like, could you send an up-close picture of your butthole to your dad's boss? Yeah, totally. Should you? Depends on how much you love your dad. My thesis here is that you gotta think before you pull the trigger.

A nude is a powerful thing and, like your pretty lil mind, a terrible thing to waste. You really only get one shot, one opportunity to make an impact so do not miss your chance to blow.

Timing, of course, is key. In my humble opinion, the best nude arrives unexpectedly but not inappropriately. Which means maybe don't send it when you know he or she is is giving a presentation with their iMessage linked to their computer. But the element of surprise is your friend here. First thing in the morning, right after you guys say goodbye, when he's at dinner with friends, or out to drink with some bitch who's not you.

Next up is the what. I've never been one to tell other women what to do, but I extend this word of caution: no close-ups. Like if it's not immediately apparent what body part you sent, girl it is toooo close. Back up. Also, I know in an ideal world we could send anything to anyone without the risk of revenge porn but that's not our existence so maybe just give some thought to not including your face. But if you do, that's your prerogative and I bet you look cute as hell. What mascara is that?

Finally, we come to the most important part: the accompanying message. Yeah, you could send a winky face or a water droplet emoji or a "thinking about you!" text. That's all great…if they're your significant other.

Want to really freak them out? Drop the nude. Wait 30 seconds. Then text "Oops, wrong person "

Use it wisely, my friends. Happy sexting.

Apparently this is a thing now.

[Saucexorzski]

Im not sending you a nude pic this year Genn, but im sure you can find some one on these boards to fill in for me.

[GennGreymane]

Im not sending you a nude pic this year Genn, but im sure you can find some one on these boards to fill in for me.

still scarred from last time.

[Dezerte]

Here's my nudes



(I'm by the tree furthest to the left)

[Uselessrouge]

never posted any nudes girls send to me , never will :P but i do have them on a usb stick to not lose them :P

but it was poeple i know/knew not from strangers anyway

[Cosmic Janitor]

Yeah of course.. who decided that?

I decided today is the official wipe your ass with your bare hands day. Totes legit.

Btw tomorrow is the official "brush your teeth with the toilet brush and make a selfie" day.

I do wonder though if sending nudes to someone who doesn't want them could be counted as sexual harassment. Fairly certain there is an argument at least if a guy does it.

[Hotmail]

Always cover your eyes.

[GennGreymane]

Yeah of course.. who decided that?

I decided today is the official wipe your ass with your bare hands day. Totes legit.

Btw tomorrow is the official "brush your teeth with the toilet brush and make a selfie" day.

I do wonder though if sending nudes to someone who doesn't want them could be counted as sexual harassment. Fairly certain there is an argument at least if a guy does it.

Maybe? I think a case for that being a thing exists

[Independent voter]

Can we just post them here?

[Deleted]

Might as well go all out.
http://i.imgur.com/esn8seG.jpg

[GennGreymane]

Can we just post them here?

I'm not your supervisor

[Selastan]

My inbox is open, so do as it says and put your box in, ladies.

[Tock20]

Might as well go all out.
http://i.imgur.com/esn8seG.jpg

That's Purrfect!

[Lady Dragonheart]

I assume that this isn't something that a nude model has to worry about.

[GennGreymane]

I assume that this isn't something that a nude model has to worry about.

Hmmmm would it just be theft rather than an invasion of privacy at that point?

[jackofwind]

PM me for nudes til 11:59PM today.

[GennGreymane]

It's also National Buy Me a Slurpee Day.

Pay up.

[Xeones]

Isn't this just guys trying to get nudes?

[judgementofantonidas]

Apparently this is a thing now.

yeah. can't really say that i would be impressed with a nude from even the hotest chick if it is nothing but a winking butt hole.

[Lady Dragonheart]

Hmmmm would it just be theft rather than an invasion of privacy at that point?

It depends if you own the images or not, in all seriousness. For example, technically (I've never heard of it happening, but know enough about the theoretical law to see what could happen or may have happened in obscurity), if you send a nudie of yourself that was property of a magazine, website, manager, what-have-you then you could potentially be looking at a claim for theft (I believe, there is likely a better term).

However, if you take one, or have one done outside of a set, and send it, I wouldn't see a law-abiding issue.