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    Fights of Gods 2D brawler on Steam includes playable Jesus

    It's in early access on Steam, and actually has decent reviews with a 86% positive score.

    http://store.steampowered.com/app/612930/Fight_of_Gods/



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    Mmmm... Sacrilicious!

    But in all seriousness it looks like ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bovinity Divinity View Post
    "He's back and he's cross"
    I'm dead.

    Unlike Jesus in this game.
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    This game...

    Yes.

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    Looks like a mobile game...
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    We all know which god isnt included in this game !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigrifid View Post
    We all know which god isnt included in this game !
    Mohammed Ali?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Mohammed Ali?
    No I think he means Joe Fraiser

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    What's interesting is that Jesus wasn't a god, his whole story revolves around the fact that he is merely human.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigrifid View Post
    We all know which god isnt included in this game !
    Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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    I don't believe in early release games.

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    To be fair, while Jesus is not a god. Neither are Buddha and Guan Yu.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selastan View Post
    What's interesting is that Jesus wasn't a god, his whole story revolves around the fact that he is merely human.
    It's actually a lot more confusing than that as there is what's called the Holy Trinity which is The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit which is supposed to be the three beings that make up God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WintersLegion View Post
    It's actually a lot more confusing than that as there is what's called the Holy Trinity which is The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit which is supposed to be the three beings that make up God.
    quantum physics explains a good deal of it tbh. how things can exist outside of our present reality/timeline in it's own space etc. Touched on a lot in scifi-fantasy like the warp in warhammer or the twisting nether in wow.

    Most good writing almost always heavily borrows from the bible in some way, even if it spins it on it's head. I mean look at Tolkien's work, he basically wrote the lord of the rings to function like the bible in a lot of ways.

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    Guess they beat SMITE to the punch. Oh well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WintersLegion View Post
    It's actually a lot more confusing than that as there is what's called the Holy Trinity which is The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit which is supposed to be the three beings that make up God.
    I'm pretty sure The Son is supposed to represent humanity in general. After all, according to The Bible we are all direct descendants from Yahweh, the only difference is that Jesus was self aware, meant to teach us of our inheritance. We are all Jesus' brothers, he is no more divine than us. That is why Yahweh makes no appearances after the New Testament, he left us to the world, Jesus was meant to be the messenger, the passing of the torch. Man is God now.

    But that is just my interpretation, and it's something I doubt any Abrahamic follower would believe. All those religions seem to like portraying mankind as dirt compared to their god, despite the fact we were supposedly their greatest creation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fabled View Post
    Guess they beat SMITE to the punch. Oh well.
    SMITE was never going to go there. Got too scared by the uproar over Kali.
    Quote Originally Posted by Selastan View Post
    I'm pretty sure

    my interpretation
    Yeah. Uh huh. Whatever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unholytestament View Post
    Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'Lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtagn!
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    Needs more Xenu and Lucifer if you ask me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gallahadd View Post
    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'Lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtagn!
    Well wake him up then. We need him for this game

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