Is it sad that I genuinely feel curious about what QAnon believers must be thinking right now?
"The difference between stupidity
and genius is that genius has its limits."
--Alexandre Dumas-fils
Yep, that's what he said.President Donald J. Trump: (06:20)
No, I think masks are okay. You have to understand, if you look… I mean, I have a mask right here. I put a mask on when I think I need it. Tonight, as an example, everybody’s had a test and you’ve had social distancing and all of the things that you have to, but I wear masks-
*ahem*
However.
Literally sixteen seconds apart.President Donald J. Trump: (06:36)
I don’t wear a mask like him. Every time you see him, he’s got a mask. He could be speaking 200 feet away from him and he shows up with the biggest mask I’ve ever seen.
Poetic justice...
https://twitter.com/i/status/1311896628916150274
A sign Trump might actually be sick: https://twitter.com/TimInHonolulu/st...83569086623744
The military has sent up mobile command planes that they send up if the president is sick in case anyone tries to attack us, one on the west coast and one on the east coast.
Just thinking maybe Brad Parscale had a better week than Trump.
Government Affiliated Snark
Originally Posted by Marjane Satrapi
"If you are ever asking yourself 'Is Trump lying or is he stupid?', the answer is most likely C: All of the Above" - Seth Meyers
This house.gov list of everything Trump has said about COVID-19 is likely loaded with ammunition.
-- Jan 28This will be the biggest national security threat you face in your presidency...This is going to be the roughest thing you face
"What? Trump said that?"
No no, that was his NSA. A week after Xi's meeting.
-- Trump, Feb 7, taped and later released by WoodwardIt’s also more deadly than even your strenuous flu... This is deadly stuff
-- Trump, Feb 26This is a flu. This is like a flu
-- Trump, March 7No, I’m not concerned at all
-- Trump, March 13I don’t take responsibility at all
-- Trump, day before 10,000 deathsLIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!
April 23 was the "huffing bleach" day.
-- Trump, May 8This is going to go away without a vaccine. It is going to go away. We are not going to see it again.
-- Trump forgot this, and got tested.Don’t forget, we have more cases than anybody in the world. But why? Because we do more testing,
-- Trump, June 18And it is dying out. The numbers are starting to get very good.
-- Trump forgot this and got testedTesting is a double-edged sword,...When you do testing to that extent, you're going to find more people, you're going to find more cases, so I said to my people, 'Slow the testing down, please.
-- Trump the fucking liar, July 19I think we have one of the lowest mortality rates in the world
-- Trump, Sept 10I think that we've probably done the best job of any country
-- Trump was asked about COVID at his rallies. This was his response Sept 14I’m on a stage, it’s very far away, so I’m not at all concerned.
There's more. There's plenty more. And of course, there's always a tweet.
Let us not restrict ourselves to the shitfuckery of one country, however...
1. The United Kingdom
Boris Johnson: "I continue to shake hands."
(Tested positive March 27, 2020)
2. Brazil
Jair Bolsonaro: It's just "a little flu."
(Tested positive July 22, 2020)
3. The United States
Donald Trump: "This is their new hoax."
(Tested positive Oct. 2, 2020)
Originally Posted by Marjane Satrapi