Because we know he doesn't pay people, it's why banks steer the fuck clear of him at every turn. Now why would they do that if he was a low loan risk? Hmm, we should go asking fucking Scooby Doo, Monk, Shawn & Gus, and House to solve this mystery.
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Another day another rant about how the media and reporters are evil from Orange McCan'tSayOrigin.
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What the fuck do they think cybersecurity is going to do down at the border? Set up a tent? Give a random brown kid a tinfoil blanket? This is like asking your plumber to catch the raccoons living in your shed.