So let's talk about Giulliani.
As we've all seen, Giulliani has fallen from grace so hard it appears to have caused brain damage. His own friends and colleagues seem mystified by the once clever man being mocked by just about everyone.
Now I've been calling him "a senile old man" and I will continue to do so. But CNN"s legal analyst has a theory that happens to fit the facts: Giulliani is not crazy. He's just seen Trump's written responses to Mueller's questions. And he knows that Trump can't keep Mueller's report from the public. So, if Mueller asked "did you have business dealings with Russia while running for office?" Trump could eitherSuch clean-ups and reversals from Giuliani are nothing new for those who have closely followed his time as the face of Trump's legal team. But for those who've observed Giuliani for decades — both as U.S. attorney in Manhattan and New York City mayor — the gaffes couldn't be more out of character.
"I remember back when he was mayor he would deliver a two-hour budget presentation without any notes, and do it flawlessly," Giuliani biographer Andrew Kirtzman told NBC News. "One of the things that was so impressive was his extraordinary grasp of facts."
"That kind of precision that he was famous for is missing," he added. "His inability to stay disciplined with the facts, that has been the biggest surprise to me."
Paul Moses, who covered Giuliani for Newsday, echoed Kirtzman.
"He came in as mayor and mastered the details of city government very quickly. He knew the law, he knew where he could push it, and he took advantage of that," Moses said. "He just seems very imprecise now, constantly waffling and changing, and certainly that would not have been characteristic of him in the past."
a) lie and go to jail
b) say yes, he did
So knowing that the public will have the truth of the matter soon enough, Giulliani (not officially part of Trump's courtroom defense but more of a PR guy who happens to be a lawyer) is out on the TV trying not to twist the narrative, but to gently turn it, so when Mueller says "Trump was doing business with Russia during the election and he admitted it" people will say "Yes, we know that" and take some of the sting out of the reveal.
Which is not easy to do, it seems. Giulliani was too blunt and caused too big of a stir and had to backtrack, retcon, and otherwise attempt to deflect.
There's a fan theory out there that the Joker isn't insane but rather went through sane and came out the other side. Perhaps Giulliani had the same problem, in a fashion. Trying to connect two worlds that are at odds with each other -- what Trump says, and the truth -- is truly a daunting task.Giuliani has to sort of move Trump’s answer in line with what Trump said in the questionnaire, without seeming to. And it’s impossible. So he sounds ridiculous.
If CNN's analyst is right, be prepared for the immediate future (Mueller could drop his report any minute) for Trump and the White House to change to "of course Trump was working with Russia, we said that, there's nothing wrong with it, we never denied it, especially not over and over on camera". This, too, is a daunting task -- the internet never forgets.