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    Who's next Groucho Marx???

    He used to grab chicks waggle his eyebrows and make off-color remarks about making whoopee.

    Curly used to poke women in the eyes and bonk them on the head.

    Charlie Chaplin used to hook up with underage girls.

    WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? YOU AGAINST PROCREATION OR SOMETHING?

    The only one that matters is Roy Moore because he's a stinking hypocrite child molester. By the way he put a blanket on the living room floor because he knew there would be blood.

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    Chico: The lady in 304 wants ice water.

    Groucho: Send her up an onion. That’ll make her eyes water.


    Groucho is my favourite of the old school comedians.

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    I'm honestly surprised Jimmy Page wasn't dragged onto the blame stage again.. he too had allegedly an underage relationship going back in the days.
    And while at it.. the famous fish incident during an LZ concert..

    Or Jerry Lee Lewis to name here too again..
    In fact.. The whole Rock 'n Roll corner of entertainment is crowded with that stuff..
    Sex and Drugs and Rock 'n Roll is not just a term. It's a philosophy, a lifestyle.
    Chuck Berry.. Sweet Little Sixteen.

    Now, sexual predators are one thing.. But, there is indeed a certain kind of exaggeration noticeable too.. Holier than thou.. Popier than the pope, never really helped any cause either.

    And of course.. The master of stand up comedy himself


    Wonder what firestorm that would cause if it was new....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalis View Post
    Chico: The lady in 304 wants ice water.

    Groucho: Send her up an onion. That’ll make her eyes water.


    Groucho is my favourite of the old school comedians.
    I totally agree with you. Groucho is something that we will never see again...

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