lol, such asinine logic.
The real analogy if you use icecream:
Purists: "oh man I love plain chocolate ice cream, but I have to eat it with my hands!
It makes my hands sticky, and cold, and its a mess, but I sure do love plain chocolate ice cream!!"
Minor QoL "Classic+" People: "here's a bowl to put your plain chocolate ice cream in, it will make eating your ice cream much more enjoyable and you wont have a mess on your hands"
Purists: "No i want to eat it the exact same way I used to... with my hands!!! There is no other way to eat plain chocolate ice cream"
Minor QoL "Classic+" People (thought bubble): "fucking idiot, use a bowl like a sane human being."
Minor QoL "Classic+" People: "but using a bowl is cleaner, it keeps your chocolate ice cream from getting everywhere and making your hands sticky, and your hands won't get cold from holding the ice cream in them"
Purists: "No if i'm not eating it out of my hand, then its not plain chocolate ice cream!"
Minor QoL "Classic+" People: "/facepalm"