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    Valentines Day: Best and Worst Gifts?

    Real simple, Valentines Day: Best and Worst Gifts?

    Best:Godiva Chocolates and Strawberries and the Day at a Spa.

    Worst: A baby goat.
    Milli Vanilli, Bigger than Elvis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Personal best or best you could think of?
    Either. I went with something practical and nice
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    Best: A meeting with Tom Cruise and David Miscavige

    Worst: A meeting with Leah Remini

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    crackers, wine, grapes, camembert cheese

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexisSanchez View Post
    Worst: A meeting with Leah Remini
    Why? I've had a crush on her since 1998.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stelio Kontos View Post
    Why? I've had a crush on her since 1998.
    If you look at my best gift you might be able to piece it together

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexisSanchez View Post
    If you look at my best gift you might be able to piece it together
    Oh, OHHHH.

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    Best: Anything not involving puppets.

    Worst: Anything involving puppets.
    "I'm not stuck in the trench, I'm maintaining my rating."

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    Best: Nothing

    Worst: Anything

    Why? Because its made up holiday to sell you crap.
    Don't sweat the details!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexisSanchez View Post
    Best: A meeting with Tom Cruise and David Miscavige

    Worst: A meeting with Leah Remini
    Are you a Scientologist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Are you a Scientologist?
    I hang outside the celebrity center every now and then hoping to see cruise but they always call the police on me

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    Quote Originally Posted by X Amadeus X View Post
    Either. I went with something practical and nice
    My personal best was my ex buying this mega swanky top floor suite on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago, fancy dinner, dancing, then cuddling and him telling me he loved me for the first time.

    Personal worst was when I broke up with a guy I was dating because he said he didn't celebrate Valentine's Day and tried to pull the "we're just friends" card. He later tried begging to have me back, saying he got "nervous" and "freaked out", literally showing up crying on my doorstep...I told him it didn't matter because he should want to spend time with me/take one for the team because I already did that with the shit he cared about but I didn't. Also I was really offended he tried downgrading me to "friend" status even though we were clearly dating and had been for several months at that point. We did end up making amends and while overall it was not a terrible relationship and we are still friendly it was not a good fit for me, even if I agree that Valentine's Day is a lot of commercial garbage.

    Ideal world best: Vacation somewhere private with a lot of natural beauty. Doesn't really matter where as long as the air is clean and the sun is shining and there's a view of the mountains/ocean. And my dog is there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexisSanchez View Post
    I hang outside the celebrity center every now and then hoping to see cruise but they always call the police on me
    Just tell them that you're one of his boyfriends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    My personal best was my ex buying this mega swanky top floor suite on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago, fancy dinner, dancing, then cuddling and him telling me he loved me for the first time.
    Aww, that's an awesome one. Especially if it's from a awesome hotel room with a sweet view of the skyline of Chicago. 10/10


    Quote Originally Posted by Celista View Post
    Personal worst was when I broke up with a guy I was dating because he said he didn't celebrate Valentine's Day and tried to pull the "we're just friends" card. He later tried begging to have me back, saying he got "nervous" and "freaked out", literally showing up crying on my doorstep...I told him it didn't matter because he should want to spend time with me/take one for the team because I already did that with the shit he cared about but I didn't. Also I was really offended he tried downgrading me to "friend" status even though we were clearly dating and had been for several months at that point. We did end up making amends and while overall it was not a terrible relationship and we are still friendly it was not a good fit for me, even if I agree that Valentine's Day is a lot of commercial garbage.

    Ideal world best: Vacation somewhere private with a lot of natural beauty. Doesn't really matter where as long as the air is clean and the sun is shining and there's a view of the mountains/ocean. And my dog is there too.
    Yeah, certainly one of those tricky ones for sure, I don't think I ever made it unclear where I stood on my emotions with a girl, and that whole well Valentine's Day is just commercial whatever is just an excuse.

    Either for doing something nice for someone you love, or making it clear they aren't worth the effort otherwise. The Truth is all holidays are commercialised, I don't think it is a matter of how deep your pocket books have to be, but more about how much room is in your mind to have an excuse to do something nice for someone you could care the most for in this world.

    But yeah a Vacation would be nice, but I think in terms of doing something big, I would maybe make plans for a trip by some tickets have a nice dinner and surprise them, sometimes if you have a birthday right after, show them the tickets on Valentines day, then plan for their birthday maybe.


    As for Tom Cruise, I'll ask my girlfriend about that, just kidding. My friend bought his wife one of those platinum Scientology crosses though. I think it was some platinum deal around $4,000.

    I would think something like that on Valentines day could be the worst no matter who you were.
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    I once got a pencil sharpener for my birthday. I imagine that would make a pretty terrible Valentine's Day gift too.
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    I've stopped talking to random women for any kind of reason. If I see one walking into a store before me, I freeze. I won't move until she's fully inside and on her way. I damn sure won't be having sex with any of them anymore. Thank goodness for porn and masturbation.
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    Give her a dank meme, both the best and worst present in one.

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    Best: Pretending the holiday doesn't exist. We did it this year and it's been wonderful.
    I am the lucid dream
    Uulwi ifis halahs gag erh'ongg w'ssh


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    Best gift: Chocolate!

    Worst gift: Chocolate. D:


    Alternative worst gift: One-sided forgetting (deliberate or not) the day exists. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yunru View Post
    Best: Nothing

    Worst: Anything

    Why? Because its made up holiday to sell you crap.
    Oh shut up with this "its too commercial" bull shit .. the best gifts come from the heart. There is nothing wrong with having a day you can celebrate with the person you love...

    I think the best gifts come from you and mean something, Whether its expensive or not doesn't matter as long as you know it will make her happy.

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