People who claim to have no vices.

[RobertoCarlos]

I retreat to my cave (house) for shelter, and I go to hunt... only my hunting is a defined time clock?

They estimate that the hunter and gathering duties took about 30hrs a week,

So make of that what you will

[Shadowferal]

Define "vice."

[Bigbazz]

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Vice is a practice, behaviour, or habit generally considered immoral, sinful, criminal, rude, taboo, depraved, or degrading in the associated society. In more minor usage, vice can refer to a fault, a negative character trait, a defect, an infirmity, or a bad or unhealthy habit (such as an addiction to smoking).

People referring to playing Golf as a vice, in a world where having a hobby is a vice then sure you can say everyone has a vice. But normally the above quote is what people think of, not a generic enjoyable pastime or hobby like fishing or playing golf.

[Speaknoevil]

Can you really trust people who claim to have no vices? They've got to he lying about something

Defining a vice can differ from person to person.

[breadisfunny]

i totally do not have a elf vice. nope.

[Celista]

Define "vice."

This. I don't even know what constitutes a vice nowadays. When you engage in a behavior to the point of self-harm? That would probably be considered an addiction...

[Dervrak]

I guess it would depend on how you define "vice".

Drink - I got drunk once in college, hated it, and now might have three to five drinks in an entire year, usually when I'm at a business dinner or other function where it is "expected".
Drugs - Nope. Never done any, never had any desire to try.
Smoking - Tried a cigarette when I was 16, hated it never smoked another.
Sex - Normal heterosexual within a long term relationship. Never "cheated". No weird stuff.
Gambling - Might buy a lottery ticket a couple times a year when the jackpot gets real high.

I suppose the closest thing to a vice I have might be...very rarely...overeating a food I particularly like until I feel uncomfortably full, you know that point where you realize you should have stopped before the last portion.

[Guy4123]

I don't have any vices.

[Captain N]

If someone says they don't have a vice....ask them if they own a smart phone.

[Shadowferal]

I don't drink.
I don't smoke anything.
I'm not casual about sex these days.
Will never do drugs. (Hell, I don't even like taking aspirin)
I don't gamble beyond an occasional lottery ticket. (I chip in for a few dollars)
I don't have the 'net at home...so I don't stay around shitposting when I leave work.
Most days I don't take much pleasure eating. It's just sustenance.

I guess I'm pretty boring...but I always say "stability and security" are the watchwords for my way of life nowadays. ("excitement" almost always meant something "life-threatening." So boring is nice)

[breadisfunny]

If someone says they don't have a vice....ask them if they own a smart phone.

i don't own a smartphone.

[Shadowferal]

If someone says they don't have a vice....ask them if they own a smart phone.

Don't own one.
The way things are going, I may not even have my landline in another month.

[Jonnusthegreat]

Everything can be considered a vice, so it seems you might just be jealous of what someone else has going on.

[shadowmouse]

I have lived with no vise for most of my life.

[Rooflesstoofless]

Everyone has a vice, some people it's drugs, some people it's shit posting on MMOC.

You don’t know me!

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Not everyone has vices. It isn’t often in this day and age when you actually find yourself in need of equivalent clamping pressure on two different sides of an object.

[Celista]

I don't drink.
I don't smoke anything.
I'm not casual about sex these days.
Will never do drugs. (Hell, I don't even like taking aspirin)
I don't gamble beyond an occasional lottery ticket. (I chip in for a few dollars)
I don't have the 'net at home...so I don't stay around shitposting when I leave work.
Most days I don't take much pleasure eating. It's just sustenance.

I guess I'm pretty boring...but I always say "stability and security" are the watchwords for my way of life nowadays. ("excitement" almost always meant something "life-threatening." So boring is nice)

I'm basically the same except I'll have a drink or two a couple of times a year when I go out. I like being boring and stable, 30s are great.