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Here's the scenario: it's 200 years in the future and you're in your 20's. Science has discovered that we are in a simulation like the movie "The Matrix" or a really, really advanced version of SimLife. We know nothing about the owner(s) of our sim. We have however, developed a way to communicate with the owner of the simulation we live in and he has agree to answer three questions.
Humanity picks you to come up with three questions to ask the owner(s) of the simulation we live in, what will you ask?
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2018-05-15, 12:56 PM #1The Undying
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Science discovers that we are living in a simulation, what would you ask the owner?
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2018-05-15, 12:59 PM #2
This is one of your recurring nightmares, right?
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2018-05-15, 01:06 PM #3Stood in the Fire
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1.) I don't care about the other, but could I get an upgrade?
2.) What are the cheat codes?
3.) Could you delete these persons, please? List follows.
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2018-05-15, 01:08 PM #4Immortal
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What went wrong with MMO-C in particular.
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2018-05-15, 01:09 PM #5Warchief
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Why did you make us to feel spicy food in our ass?
I'm the root of all that is evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie.
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2018-05-15, 01:09 PM #6The Lightbringer
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1) What sadistic monster did you get to program this thing?
2) What are the cheat codes?
3) What is the purpose of this simulation?
*bonus question*- How do I improve the AI?Last edited by Ehrenpanzer; 2018-05-15 at 01:23 PM.
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2018-05-15, 01:09 PM #7Deleted
Are we talking a completely one to one model here?
Because if yes, how the heck did you manage to create an entire universe, with less materials.
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2018-05-15, 01:11 PM #8Mechagnome
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1) Why was the simulation made at all?
2) Why did you program evil into it?
3) What's the code to erase and shut-off this miserable existence?
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2018-05-15, 01:14 PM #9Deleted
ill never happen ;D cuz its not tru
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2018-05-15, 01:14 PM #10The Lightbringer
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Didn't you post this thread a couple weeks ago?
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2018-05-15, 01:15 PM #11Moderator
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1.) Is our simulation based on your own society?
2.) Have you actually learned anything from the triumphs and tragedies in this simulated universe?
3.) Now that we've become aware of the simulated nature of our reality, thus invalidating any likely goal you had in mind, what is the end-plan for our simulated universe?"We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see." ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
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2018-05-15, 01:19 PM #12DeletedCan it run crisis at max?
Originally Posted by Hubcap
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2018-05-15, 01:20 PM #13Banned
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why create sentience and allow it to suffer when it's well within your power to spare it?
why did you feel you had the right to toy with us?
if there's any form of kindness in your fetid soul, will you at least delete all of those with the desire to no longer exist?
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2018-05-15, 01:21 PM #14DeletedIt's actually reasonably likely. Originally Posted by Saphano
It's one of the likeliest reasons for the fermi paradox.
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2018-05-15, 01:22 PM #15Deletedehhh, its just a hypothesis, i have reason to believe otherwise Originally Posted by Winter Blossom
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2018-05-15, 01:23 PM #16DeletedThere are theories, that pain and suffering are very strong learning tools and ultimately necessary to some extend for a sentient beings capabilities of full rational thought and general interest in problem solving. Originally Posted by derpkitteh
Granted they're theories.
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2018-05-15, 01:24 PM #17The Lightbringer
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Please provide evidence for that statement Originally Posted by Saphano
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2018-05-15, 01:27 PM #18Immortal
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Likely all of that is part of the experiment. Meaning trying to understand all of these feelings. Originally Posted by derpkitteh
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2018-05-15, 01:28 PM #19DeletedWell, i cant talk about it here cuz i will get into religion and we cant do that in the forums Originally Posted by Ehrenpanzer
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2018-05-15, 01:29 PM #20The Insane
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When does the simulation end? Originally Posted by Hubcap
What is life like outside the simulation?
Can you take me out of the simulation and into the real world?RIP Genn Greymane, Permabanned on 8.22.18
Your name will carry on through generations, and will never be forgotten.
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