Okay so, I've been told that the Young Turds is a very compassionate and progressive organization.
Run by the fat water buffalo Chunky Yogurt and Banana Kasparian (aka someone who's better than you) they allegedly want to make the world a better more equal place, stick it to the rich elites, help gay incels get laid, defend people's rights to identify as rocket ships, ban gearscore and most importantly... fight naughty language and micro-aggression.
Well, the obvious mega-micro-aggression is in the name - their organization's name.
For the sake of Armenian feelings, and following the examples of the Red Skins team, isn't it time that they changed their name to something far less offensive so all Armenians everywhere can finally sleep at night?
Please let us petition Chunky Yogurt to do the world this kindness. I believe this will finally give a final justice and sense of closure to the people the historical Young Turds killed. If not, that's just bigotry.