Forget about "Baby It's Cold Outside"....

[gaymer77]

Ban these instead. Yes this is going around Facebook but a lot of these hold up to the description. Yes "Baby It's Cold Outside" is date-rapey and shouldn't hold any place in modern playlists but these are just as bad!

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership

16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive

17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.”

[Usagi Senshi]

Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire: Promotes Patriarchal self-pleasure and cosplay orgies

[Feronar]

Jingle Bells: Animal exploitation

[lucred]

"11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired"

So who is being cruel to these poor deaf people by signing the lyrics to them here? After all, if they are hearing impaired, then they can't hear the lyrics which would offend them.

(Yeah, I get it's a joke.)

[gaymer77]

"11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired"

So who is being cruel to these poor deaf people by signing the lyrics to them here? After all, if they are hearing impaired, then they can't hear the lyrics which would offend them.

(Yeah, I get it's a joke.)

You would be surprised at the lengths some people go that have disabilities. There have been interrupters at concerts and this one man even sued a movie theater for not catering to his blindness and deafness by offering him an interrupter when he showed up to "watch" a movie...and won in court!

HERE is the link (edited for the link & corrected that he was in fact a guy not a lady)

[ohiostate124]

Obviously, the answer is just to ban everything.

[BrerBear]

The Little Drummer Boy...

What the hell?!?

Who thought it was a good idea to gift a newborn with a drum solo???!?

[Pebrocks The Warlock]

You're trying way too hard OP. None of these reasons are funny or believable.

[Rennadrel]

The Little Drummer Boy...

What the hell?!?

Who thought it was a good idea to gift a newborn with a drum solo???!?

Neil fucking Peart, that's who!

[Cosmic Janitor]

Can we just ban you instead OP?
Edit: Though admittedly, there needs to be only one christmas song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNuRr9t4FBo

[klepp0906]

Ban these instead. Yes this is going around Facebook but a lot of these hold up to the description. Yes "Baby It's Cold Outside" is date-rapey and shouldn't hold any place in modern playlists but these are just as bad!

1. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn

2. The Christmas Song: Open fire? Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation

3. Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances

4. White Christmas? Racist

5. Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom stalker

6. Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression

7. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying

8. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben

9. Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail

10. Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman

11. Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired

12. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow

13. Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse

14. Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?

15. Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married…forced partnership

16. I'll Be Home For Christmas: Not if you are homeless. That's just Insensitive

17. Grandma got ran over by a reindeer: Homicide. Extremely violent and promotes alcoholism.”

oh dont worry, the kids havent gotten to those yet. now you gave em the idea. rip more headlines.

[G3 Ghost]

Can we just ban you instead OP?
Edit: Though admittedly, there needs to be only one christmas song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNuRr9t4FBo

Some people just have no concept of satire.

@OP A few of these made me actually lol, good job.

[caractacus]

[Vargulf the Happy Husky]

You're trying way too hard OP. None of these reasons are funny or believable.

I thought this post was made in good humor. The original post i mean, you probably don't get jokes. Or you laugh at Jeff Dunham.

[Cannibalus]

@OP you just made my day

[Daedius]

Give an inch they take a mile.

Why people consistently listen to an extreme minority to affect the majority I will never know... just causes a rolling snowball effect.

And yes, while this thread is satire it is still happening regardless.

[Shiny212]

You're trying way too hard OP. None of these reasons are funny or believable.

Some of them are real though, "baby it's cold outside" isn't the only one that's been targeted by these groups valiantly protecting us all.

[Cosmic Janitor]

Some people just have no concept of satire.

@OP A few of these made me actually lol, good job.

You can never know with the OP.. also as some others already said: Trying way too hard.

[lonely zergling]

How is white christmas racist? Snow is white (only sometimes yellow / brown - blackish if you have to piss / shit). I dont get it.

[Skulltaker]

Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire: Promotes Patriarchal self-pleasure and cosplay orgies

This one made me chuckle, thanks for that =)

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How is white christmas racist? Snow is white (only sometimes yellow / brown - blackish if you have to piss / shit). I dont get it.

Imagine members of the KKK strolling through harlem in civilian outfits and silently saying "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, like the ones I used to know."

It's not about what the song says, it what it could stand for if you want to be offended at all costs.