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    Wink Nobody bid on a portrait of Trump at a charity event....

    Well I take that back. There was ONE bid on it for $10k and that was the ONLY bid which was made by Donald J Trump himself via his Trump Foundation check.

    https://www.thestar.com/news/world/2...wyer-says.html

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    Who would want that greesy pizza faced pig staring at them all the time anyway...

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    Might be the closest thing to charity the Trump Foundation ever did.
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    Might be the closest thing to charity the Trump Foundation ever did.
    Only if they burned the portrait afterwards to eliminate the monstrosity from existence.
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    Only if they burned the portrait afterwards to eliminate the monstrosity from existence.
    I think it was put up at Mar-A-Lago or trump tower maybe even his own house.

    you know, for charitable reasons
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    Quote Originally Posted by zorkuus View Post
    Who would want that greesy pizza faced pig staring at them all the time anyway...
    Take that back! That comment is insulting to actual greasy pizza faced pigs. Would be much better to have this as president.


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    I want to become President just so I can use my authority to move Trump's official portrait to waist level next to a urinal in Sub-Basement 7C of the White House. It's next to the storage room that hasn't been opened in 30 years where they keep all the tacky 70s and 80s shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormspark View Post
    Take that back! That comment is insulting to actual greasy pizza faced pigs. Would be much better to have this as president.

    Good grief, Pizza the Hutt, that takes me back.
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    I believe this would be the first time in history that a painting’s value would improve, and chances of it selling would increase, by smearing a lump of shit over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mvaliz View Post
    I believe this would be the first time in history that a painting’s value would improve, and chances of it selling would increase, by smearing a lump of shit over it.
    But how does that change the picture?
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    is the frame nice?

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    Some kindling.
    I bet it burns great like the depicted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormspark View Post
    Take that back! That comment is insulting to actual greasy pizza faced pigs. Would be much better to have this as president.

    Pizza the Hutt!
    Putin khuliyo

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    Why bid on a picture when you can get the real thing for rubles on the dollar!
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    In the same sense that if you hear about a horrific event and you know there's a video recording of it, and you kind of want to see that video... I kind of want to see this picture.

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    Somehow him being the only one to bid on it is even better than no one bidding on it. That's just sad.

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    He was probably really happy to get another picture of himself though.

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    They should have made people bid to NOT have to take it home with them.
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    Words to live by.

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    I actually thought someone like John Oliver would buy it just to troll but I guess I was wrong about that.

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    That he was the only one to bid on his own portrait makes it so much sadder.
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