i need your help remembering a song

[sfbr]

short version, there was a song i heard a long time ago (about 15 years) and only a few lines are stuck in my head.

it talks about suicide, and if you kill yourself there will be more chicken for everyone else, if you kill yourself there will be more women for me.
it then goes on to talk about if you kill yourself youll miss out on your first kiss, feeling up a woman for the first time.

its killing me

[Evil Midnight Bomber]

Take the few lines that are stuck in your head and put them in google

[Razzako]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVCwdkEYH8

Maybe?

[sfbr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVCwdkEYH8

Maybe?

i love you ty, i tried google, it came back with a good size list i was going through -BUT- i have bad eyes and skip lines without knowing it so i could have easily skipped over the very thing i was looking for

[Captain N]

Was this song on the soundtrack of Sinbad's Shazaam movie?

[Shadowferal]

short version, there was a song i heard a long time ago (about 15 years) and only a few lines are stuck in my head. it talks about suicide, and if you kill yourself there will be more chicken for everyone else, if you kill yourself there will be more women for me. it then goes on to talk about if you kill yourself youll miss out on your first kiss, feeling up a woman for the first time. its killing me

Bobby Gaylor = Suicide

Some of the lyrics here:

But if you’re gonna be an idiot and do it anyway, it’s no sweat off of my back.
There’s a lot of good that could come from it. A little bit of bad thrown in.
Some of the things:
A job will open…
An apartment will become available…
There’ll be more air for me…
They say there’s two girls for every guy – if you’re a man, there’ll be four chicks for me…
There’ll be more Ketel One vodka for me…
There’ll be one less idiot in line at the bank who gets up to the window without their F*#King slips filled out…
I won’t ever have to go to the store to buy my favorite Salt & Vinegar Chips and have the clerk point at you and say, “They bought the last bag”….
You won’t help change the McDonald’s sign to a Hundred Billion Served…
You’ll never get AIDS…
You won’t have to worry about calories ever…
No more, “Hey, does this make me look fat?”…
There’ll be one less polluting human…
You won’t have to recycle…
There’ll be one less car on the road…
There’ll be more Ring Dings for me…
Fifty or so chickens’ lives will be spared…


Last line; Hey, you were born, finish what you started!

[jackofwind]

Man, this was a truly bad song trying really hard to be deep.

[Tiny Dancer]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVCwdkEYH8

Maybe?

That's not even a song.

[Razzako]

i love you ty, i tried google, it came back with a good size list i was going through -BUT- i have bad eyes and skip lines without knowing it so i could have easily skipped over the very thing i was looking for

Hey no problem, glad you found it lol.

[Heladys]

Was it this?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Often associated with suicides.

[zenkai]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVCwdkEYH8

Maybe?

That's what iw as thinking

[Puupi]