BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE: Should have said, "You know what? The act of being married to multiple people really isn't as big of a problem as those that are 12 and 13."
CO-HOST: Yeah, that's what Warren Jeffs' in prison for. He's not in prison for polygamy, he's in prison for child rape.
TUCKER CARLSON: Well, actually, he's not in prison for that. He didn’t -- Warren Jeffs didn't marry underaged girls, actually.
CO-HOST: No, he's in prison for facilitation of child rape.
CARLSON: Whatever the hell that means.
CO-HOST: That means that --
CARLSON: He's in prison because he's weird and unpopular and he has a different lifestyle that other people find creepy.
CO-HOST: No, he is an accessory to the rape of children. That is a felony and a serious one at that.
CARLSON: What do you mean an accessory? He's like got some weird religious cult where he thinks it's OK to, you know, marry underaged girls, but he didn't do it. Why wouldn't the guy who actually did it, who had sex with an underaged girl, he should be the one who's doing life.
CO-HOST: If I go buy a gun and hand it to you knowing that you're gonna murder somebody, I'm just as guilty as you in the eyes of the law.
CARLSON: I totally disagree.
CO-HOST: I didn't write the law.
CARLSON: Yeah, maybe in the eyes of the law you are, but morally you're not as guilty. You didn't do it.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Well, Tucker, last time I checked, you don't make the laws around here, bitch.
CARLSON: I should make the -- you know what, I should make the laws around here, and Michael Vick would have been executed, and Warren Jeffs would be out on the street.
THE LOVE SPONGE: The governor of Arizona, right now. That's the problem. We'd all be --
CO-HOST: Dog killing, bad. Child rape, eh, not so much.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Yeah, dog killing, really bad.
CARLSON: -- child rape. I'm not for child rape. I'm just saying, if you mistreat dogs like that, we're going to have to execute you.
THE LOVE SPONGE: Let me. [Bubba the Love Sponge Show, via YouTube, 08/27/09]