Well the quickest way is to criticize the mods.
They will gladly ignore trolling, hate, racism, terrorism, bigotry, sexual abuse speech or anything like that. But asking them to do their job will get you banned just like that, no problem.
Banned permanently as requested. In the future, people who desire this should use the 'Contact Us' form - that's where we (well, I say 'we', but only chaud can read those forms) generally process any sort of abnormal account requests.
Also locked as the thread's purpose has been fulfilled.