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    Background: How do gnomes reproduce in World of Warcraft?

    .. is it really the old bees and flower thing? Or are they created in a special gnome factory?

    Is there a gnome tree where they grow? Are they planted like potatoes? Or are they being created by witchcraft from gnome warlocks?

    Question over question.

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    Google it.
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    I would guess they fuck like everyone else. Why would think otherwise?

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    Dont be too playful on MMO-C threads...i tried once and got...you know what.

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    After they got afflicted by the old gods corruption their mean of reproduction is most likely the same in and out action as every other mamal.

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    they build baby gnomes out of the flesh of fallen gnomes. it would make sense if you take into consideration the fact that they were robots originally

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    I guess that male gnomes bang female gnomes... Eugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soon-TM View Post
    I guess that male gnomes bang female gnomes... Eugh.
    I mean we have a goblin and a gnome canonically bumping uglies now.

    God only knows what horrors will arise from that.
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    When mama gnome and papa gnome love each other very much...

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    Obviously it has to do something with storks.

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    They lay a egg duh! Like Pokémon.

    They are too small to have an internal pregnancy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Korru View Post
    Obviously it has to do something with storks.
    Kinda like this right?

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    I'm more curious as to how Gnome babies don't burst through their mama's tummies, unless Gnome babies are even smaller than human babies..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Briselody View Post
    I mean we have a goblin and a gnome canonically bumping uglies now.

    God only knows what horrors will arise from that.
    To be fair, they were already divorced once before and he had a group kidnap her and used the Azerite to make her love him...

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    We're not going to get into the mating habits of gnomes or anything else on the site.

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