Bonjourno senors, I am the esteemed and highly distinguished Lord Estefan Violino.
Thank you for your taking the time to make my humble acquaintance.
I come before you for a singular purpose, and a singular purpose alone, that is I have made a most grave errors of judgement. Perhaps the most dire of my entire career.
I have used to power of speech to slander an adult gay man who had no means of protecting himself, and in doing so i have made the world a less beautiful, diverse, and inclusive place.
For this deed I do so humbly seek your forgiveness. Additionally i promise not to use controversy to further my career, unless said career starts to nosedive.