View Poll Results: Who would win in a fight between Tom Cruise and Justin Bieber?

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    The Undying
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    Justin Bieber wants to fight Tom Cruise

    Justin Bieber challgened Tom Cruise to a fight. Who would win in your opinion?

    No one knows why the Bieb'er would do this - he is arguably insane, but even this really comes out of left field. So, given the relative insanity of both these two specifically and the entertainment industry in general, let's have a poll to see which one you all think would win.

    My vote is squarely on Tom Cruise. The Bieb' might think he's all that and a cup of [whatever] with his "MMA" training, but Tom Cruise has been there, and done that - and the proof is in his stunts. That crazy idiot has done stunts most professional stuntmen won't or can't - including that 6.5 minute breath hold in one of the Mission Impossible films (the 5th one?) and the time he did a 100 mph motorcycle ride scene with no helmet. And while stunts don't directly translate to fighting prowess, they certainly do equate to toughness. And let's be honest, has the 'Bieb ever had to be tough in his life?

    Thoughts?
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    Dude is getting irrelevant.

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    Justin Beiber is Childhood Actor crazy but Tom Cruise is Hollywood crazy as well as a Scientology nutbag. Tom Cruise hands down wins .

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    I'd pay to watch anyone kick the shit out of Bieber.
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    Justin Biebers trying anything now to stay in the spotlight.

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    Whoever would win, we all lose for having seen it.

  7. #7
    Looks like the opinion is slightly lopsided.
    9:0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayirasi View Post
    I'd pay to watch anyone kick the shit out of Bieber.
    Is hating Beiber still the cool thing?

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    Not sure what Bieber hopes to gain here. Even if Cruise did fight him and Bieber actually won...all he would have accomplished was to beat up a guy over twice his age.
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    Tom Cruise is 5'7", 170 lbs. Stunts don't mean shit when it comes to fighting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cubby View Post
    Justin Bieber challgened Tom Cruise to a fight. Who would win in your opinion?

    No one knows why the Bieb'er would do this - he is arguably insane, but even this really comes out of left field. So, given the relative insanity of both these two specifically and the entertainment industry in general, let's have a poll to see which one you all think would win.

    My vote is squarely on Tom Cruise. The Bieb' might think he's all that and a cup of [whatever] with his "MMA" training, but Tom Cruise has been there, and done that - and the proof is in his stunts. That crazy idiot has done stunts most professional stuntmen won't or can't - including that 6.5 minute breath hold in one of the Mission Impossible films (the 5th one?) and the time he did a 100 mph motorcycle ride scene with no helmet. And while stunts don't directly translate to fighting prowess, they certainly do equate to toughness. And let's be honest, has the 'Bieb ever had to be tough in his life?

    Thoughts?
    Yeah Cruise will wipe the floor with him. Problem is I think he might have a boner during the whole encounter.

    I am also concerned that the fight may turn Beiber gay. That will mess up his current relationship.
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    Would Tom Cruise even hit a woman. IDK...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rainbow Capitalist View Post
    Is hating Beiber still the cool thing?
    Don't know, but he's spent years acting like a complete tool. Hard to find anything redeeming about the guy, outside of Psychosocial Baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by some guy View Post
    Whoever would win, we all lose for having seen it.
    Wrong we all win.
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    Tom Cruise would destroy him. Say what you want about the crazy Scientology shit, he's the real deal when it comes to physical stuff.

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    I don’t know charity would win I guess. Because Bieber isn’t beating Tom Cruise.
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    Tom cruise does his own action scenes. Love or hate the dude; that takes some giant brass balls to which Bieber has none of

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    Tom cruise does his own stunts doesn't he?

    That means he can take a hit and makes him physically more stronger then bieber.

  19. #19
    Idk why anyone should care. I dont condone caveman entertainment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorgodeus View Post
    Tom Cruise is 5'7", 170 lbs. Stunts don't mean shit when it comes to fighting.
    Well, that's not entirely true. Stunts don't suddenly give someone a blackbelt...that much is true...but Cruise has to keep himself in top shape in order to perform those stunts. And the amount of punishment he's taken from some of those stunts shows he's not afraid to get hurt. Both of those things are useful qualities in a fight.
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