Can a Kul'tiran drink a Dwarf under the table?

[Kyphael]

It's the last day of Brewfest, and one question came to mind at this year's Brewfest after the new iteration Kul'tirans formally re-joined The Alliance; could a Kul'tiran drink a Dwarf under the table? I ask because Dwarves are notorious for being the biggest drinkers in all of Azeroth. Yet, Kul'tirans, given their size and girth must be able to give their Dwarven allies a run for their money, but could a Kul'tiran out drink a Dwarf? Discuss, and happy Oktoberfest!

[Mackeyser]

Not a chance. Dwarves are renowned for being able to drink BARRELS of stout beer (we don't really even have this kind of stuff in the US... you know... beers with 12% alcohol by volume or more). They can drink so much that their hangovers are legen....wait for it...dary...

Kul'Tirans are simply large, seafaring humans.

So no contest.

[Zendhal The Black]

The biggest question is, who would be the last dwarf standing? Dark Iron, Bronzebeard or Wildhammer?

[Nefarious Tea]

Not a chance. Dwarves are renowned for being able to drink BARRELS of stout beer (we don't really even have this kind of stuff in the US... you know... beers with 12% alcohol by volume or more). They can drink so much that their hangovers are legen....wait for it...dary...

Kul'Tirans are simply large, seafaring humans.

So no contest.

Alcohol percentage has nothing to do with the kind of beer it is; in fact, stouts are usually on the lower side due to the roasting process that the malt undergoes before fermentation. It destroys some of the sugar.

[Kyphael]

The biggest question is, who would be the last dwarf standing? Dark Iron, Bronzebeard or Wildhammer?

I'd vote Bronzebeard, Dark Irons seem so preoccupied with evil.

[Exeris]

Dwarves are notorious for being the biggest drinkers in all of Azeroth

That should be their racial in some way.

Drink a keg to go berserk increasing your damage by 30% and make you immune to damage for 6 seconds, when the effect wears of you get a debuff for 8 seconds reducing your chance to hit by 30% and give you double vision causing you to fall over randomly.

[Kyphael]

That should be their racial in some way.

Drink a keg to go berserk increasing your damage by 30% and make you immune to damage for 6 seconds, when the effect wears of you get a debuff for 8 seconds reducing your chance to hit by 30% and give you double vision causing you to fall over randomly.

That sounds so awesome, much cooler than Stoneform.

[AwkwardSquirtle]

Dwarves are already under the table.

[Kyphael]

Dwarves are already under the table.

Yeah but did a Kul'tiran get them there?

[Maljinwo]

Yeah but did a Kul'tiran get them there?

Maybe a lady Kul Tiran

[McNeil]

An undead should be able to drink them both under the table because technically they can't get drunk. They can in-game just for gameplay reasons :P

That should be their racial in some way.

Drink a keg to go berserk increasing your damage by 30% and make you immune to damage for 6 seconds, when the effect wears of you get a debuff for 8 seconds reducing your chance to hit by 30% and give you double vision causing you to fall over randomly.

I also like the idea of a passive racial that increases your damage by 10% while drunk, but also increases your chance to miss your attacks.

[Kyphael]

Maybe a lady Kul Tiran

Hey ooooh!

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An undead should be able to drink them both under the table because technically they can't get drunk. They can in-game just for gameplay reasons :P

Good point, but for the sake of fun, let's keep the drinking contest between the living. =P

[Maljinwo]

An undead should be able to drink them both under the table because technically they can't get drunk. They can in-game just for gameplay reasons :P

They once stated they CAN actually.
There's the Undercity alcohol after all

[qwerty123456]

Kul'tiran's are massive, fat, and sailors. Basically everything about them adds + alcohol resist. Try being drunk on a boat rocking back and forth, all the Kul'tirans who couldn't hold their liquor fell overboard long ago and never reproduced.

[Raugnaut]

The biggest question is, who would be the last dwarf standing? Dark Iron, Bronzebeard or Wildhammer?

The entirety of Dark Iron culture basically revolves around the Grim Guzzler. Whats more, the stuff they use to brew would kill a human!

On the other hand, for the Bronzebeards, each family brews their own beer.

Wildhammer seem to be light drinkers in Aeirie Peak. Sure, they brew, but it's not integral to Wildhammer culture.

So... I would say Dark Iron win.

[Uko]

If using a kultiran table the dwarf is already under it due to their height.

[TigTone]

Seriously no one?

It should be pandaren vs dwarf.

[huth]

No, because dwarves aren't liquid and the Kul'tiran couldn't get under a dwarven table.

[Wangming]

Seriously no one?

It should be pandaren vs dwarf.

True, but Kul Tiran fans like to speculate nonsense like: are they stronger than tauren---and shit like that.

No, they are just reguar ass humans.

[TigTone]

True, but Kul Tiran fans like to speculate nonsense like: are they stronger than tauren---and shit like that.

No, they are just reguar ass humans.

No player race is stronger than a Tauren that’s crazy.
Not mention the game doesn’t have taurens at their actual size.

I do like to believe a large kultiran is at least as strong as a regular orc or space goat.