Explain a movie but with little to no context

[Deficineiron]

It can't be. That story was written 14 years before 1912. I gave details such as the date to avoid confusions like this.

Iirc he set the story in 1912? The fact that story was written at all is one of those odd and indisputable events that make me wonder about a lot of stuff that is considered metaphysical or otherwise contravenes known space time and other laws

[jakeic]

1) Disc Jockey? Fifth Element

2) ???

3) Out of Time?

a desk jockey is someone who isn't retired from service, but is retired from being in the field, resulting in them working from a desk. Also, none of these are right.

[TheramoreIsTheBomb]

Hard one:
Female piece of clay is forged as a weapon to fight WW1 and her brother; Loses her human lover in sacrificial act

[Witchblade77]

Hard one:
Female piece of clay is forged as a weapon to fight WW1 and her brother; Loses her human lover in sacrificial act

that was sarcasm, right?

Wonder woman.

[jakeic]

1 - Two men on opposite sides of a war come together and....where the hell did this baby come from? I've seen no women this entire movie, y'all need Jesus.

2 - Look dude, this city has enough problems without you dripping slime everywhere. I'm at the kid's birthday party and suddenly I get a call saying your slime is blocking up the sewers. Go back to your country and learn what a shower is.

3 - I'm just a normal guy from a trailer park, I don't want to become space Ace. Nor do I want to become Flash Gordon and deal with the Meng the Merciless ripoff and his Spanish armada.

2 - Ghostbusters
3 - The Last Starfighter (which we already had)

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-A woman, an Irish cop, and a wedding.

-A mouse becomes a showgirl and a cat becomes more confident.

-A self-proclaimed martial artist has to take out the ruler of an urban area.

The only movies I can think of that prominently feature Irish cops are The Untouchables and The Departed, other movies obviously have cops who are Irish, but it’s not a prominent feature.

The second one there sounds like An American Tail.

The third one seems like it must be a JCVD movie, maybe Bloodsport.

[TheramoreIsTheBomb]

*Family Guy voice*
What happens when a 40 year old woman has her 41 year old friend to carry her baby?

[Potatowizard]

Hard one:
Female piece of clay is forged as a weapon to fight WW1 and her brother; Loses her human lover in sacrificial act

Also, Ares wasn't her brother?

[Witchblade77]

Also, Ares wasn't her brother?

yeah, he was her uncle, so that threw me for a second, but everything else is too specific.

[TheFirstOnes]

"Bee falls in love; Nearly causes world extinction." The Bee Movie, obviously. @TheramoreIsTheBomb

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War-bound man has to get with the times, and gets beat up by his best bro.

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A famous king loses his crown, so it's up to two brothers in arms to bring back the King's crown before their entire city gets mind controlled by a failed mob boss who set this all up from the shadows.

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Voodoo guy turns guy into small thing. He and his girlfriend beat the Voodoo guy up in return.

Driving, racing. KACHOW!!!!!

Loner who's feared by man gets a pet, saves marries a rich girl, and tries to live in a glorious society that's out of bounds from his lowland woods.

Big buff guy beats down an out of world hunter.

Space guy with asthma tries to convince his son to join him and his ugly sexual voiced master.

An Adam Sandler movie...BUT WITH VAMPIRES! Oooooohhh

Christmas but Tim Burton.

[shadowmatrix]

2 - Ghostbusters

Close but no cigar.

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-A man dies during intercourse and the family has a funeral for him.

-A former war pilot with PTSD has to land a commercial plane because the pilots got food poisoning from fish.

-A woman, an Irish cop, and a wedding.

-A mouse becomes a showgirl and a cat becomes more confident.

-A self-proclaimed martial artist has to take out the ruler of an urban area.

1. A Medea Funeral

5. The Last Dragon

[jakeic]

Close but no cigar.

Ghostbusters 2

[shadowmatrix]

Voodoo guy turns guy into small thing. He and his girlfriend beat the Voodoo guy up in return.

Driving, racing. KACHOW!!!!!

Loner who's feared by man gets a pet, saves marries a rich girl, and tries to live in a glorious society that's out of bounds from his lowland woods.

Big buff guy beats down an out of world hunter.

Space guy with asthma tries to convince his son to join him and his ugly sexual voiced master.

An Adam Sandler movie...BUT WITH VAMPIRES! Oooooohhh

Christmas but Tim Burton.

4. Predator
5. Star Wars:The Empire Strikes Back
6. Hotel Transylvania
7. The Nightmare Before Christmas

[TheramoreIsTheBomb]

Man uses people as furniture

[Seiklis]

-A man dies during intercourse and the family has a funeral for him.

-A former war pilot with PTSD has to land a commercial plane because the pilots got food poisoning from fish.

-A woman, an Irish cop, and a wedding.

-A mouse becomes a showgirl and a cat becomes more confident.

-A self-proclaimed martial artist has to take out the ruler of an urban area.

2 is Airplane!
4 is An American Tail: Fievel goes West

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Gun Survivor saves knights from capitalism

[Oftenwrongsoong]

Whisked away to a psychedelic utopia, a teen country girl kill murders the first person she meets and follows three strangers to murder that person's sister.

[Seiklis]

Whisked away to a psychedelic utopia, a teen country girl kill murders the first person she meets and follows three strangers to murder that person's sister.

The Wizard of Oz

[Oftenwrongsoong]

Woman cheats on husband, kills billions.

[TheFirstOnes]

4. Predator
5. Star Wars:The Empire Strikes Back
6. Hotel Transylvania
7. The Nightmare Before Christmas

Good. Good. Real good.

[willtron]

He's not crazy. Wait, he's crazy. Is he crazy?

[LuminaL]

teenage boy body changes and now he can shoot sticky white stuff out.