Originally Posted by
hellhamster
Corona bad guy tier list updated to reflect the end of March. We need to remember their names when this is over. This list is made to reflect the number of deaths caused and severity of malpractice and mismanagement.
1. World Health Organisation. The rest of the world that isn't China is in this mess solely because of them. They trusted the Chinese government that "everything's fine" instead of running their own analyses, they issued reassuring reports to world leaders and generally acted solely in the wellbeing of the virus spread. Punishment: execution.
2. The Chinese peasants and education system, and by extension the Chinese government. Surely they know by now that eating badly cooked animals can cause global epidemics, especially after the last 5 epidemics they caused the past 100 years? Apparently not. Extra bad boy points to the Chinese government that tried and continue to cover everything up. Punishment: mandatory increase in health standards. It's cruel, but even they have to learn one day that eating raw fucking rats they caught in sewers with fur and everything is bad for ya.
3. Bolsonaro, Brazilian president. How in the hell is this guy still hanging on to his beliefs is an unknown to me. I think he plans to use the virus to wipe out the favelas. It's the only thing that makes sense. Still, not cool at all man. Punishment: execution.
4. Trump, USA president. He governs the strongest country in the world, yet his actions speak of management akin to a third world country. He clearly hasn't understood how pandemics work, he clearly hasn't read their history and doesn't understand the necessity of eradicating the spread as fast as possible. Despite having probably the greatest virologists and epidemiologists in the world, he didn't listen. Hopefully this is a wake up call for Americans to completely overhaul their bonkers healthcare system. Punishment: despite everything he did that boosted the economy during his term, he is nevertheless shamefully going down in the end as one of the worst American presidents of the past decades.
5. Johnson, British prime minister. An unbelievable idiot for believing the WHO reports that everything is fine, or an unbelievable idiot for not trusting his own people the second it was known the virus is RNA (basically this means the virus is being controlled by an Alexander the Great tier General, it can plan and learn from its mistakes and adapt on the spot, it can only lose against a vaccine), it is airborne up to 9 meters, it emphasises low fatality so it can spread more easily, has extremely powerful glycoprotein "claws" that latch onto the human cell like a Liverpool supporter latches onto his beer, it can cause cytokine storms that can kill even young and healthy people, it might cause antibody dependant enhancements if left unchecked (this is end of the world tier scenario as the virus learns how to take over white blood cells and roam free without any breaks, infecting every organ in the process), and finally it can transmit from animal to human and vice versa. Despite all that, his modus operandi in fighting the virus is STILL... herd immunity... Punishment: since he loves Homer so much, death by being dragged by a chariot, or eaten by a cyclops, his pick.
6. Sanchez, Spanish prime minister. Another one of those who chose to yolo this whole thing, allowing the feminist parade during the height of the spread, infecting hundreds of thousands is just the tip of the iceberg. Punishment: death by feminist parade trampling.
7. Rutte, Dutch prime minister. Following Johnson's footsteps, he initially gave the virus a good week to spread nicely, but at least had the good sense to impose restrictions afterwards. One of the few who learned from his mistakes and tried to make amends, he's still however responsible for thousands of deaths in the best case scenario. Punishment: he needs to lay off the ganja, as well as 10 billion years imprisonment as a means to appease the relatives of the victims he mass murdered during his first "herd immunity" speech.
8. The rest of the world that didn't get into lockdown as fast as possible once the virus' became big and got into Europe. They did it to help the economy in the short term, but with the extreme danger of completely blowing the fuck out of the economy in the long term as everything freezes regardless when people start dropping like flies. Punishment: ridicule by the rest of the world who did it right for the rest of their existence.